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nice larp!

try harder next time.

>>10118336
And? Toughen up.

seppuku is the only way out it appears

>>10118336
ah y'know can't complain

It's ok bub, another day another dollar.

>>10118336
its ok OP, theyre boomers, time is on our side, not theirs.

>>10118336
Larp but kekd anyway imagining one of you autistic fucks doing this

>>10118336
Lol

>>10118336
Kek OP you are now the laughing stock of the whole office for trying to bring memes from the internet into your real life

>>10118336
kek

He said retard to you? Go to police and show this boomer we are in 2018. Say since he said it to you you cant handle ur life

>>10118623
exactly, his boss is a literally boomer

Kek i love triggering normal fags with the boomer bait.

"A boomer isn't a 30 year old, you dumbass"

The man that engineered the boomer meme should get the Nobel prize.

t. 35 year old boomer

>>10118336
fuck that was good

wow, good stuff man I needed that laugh !

>>10118336
>boss makes a joke
>everyone has to laugh
>op comes here for support and we laugh at him too

You are now the laughing stock of your workplace AND the internet. Holy shit you fucked up

>>10118446
This.

Crack open an ice cold MONSTER zero and SIP. All will be forgiven

Boomer is a state of mind

What does it mean to be a boomer.

>>10118336

Fucking faggot OP REKT lmao

>well you're a retard mentally!

>>10118623
Real. Calling people retard/autistic is hate speech, keep up with the times boomers.

>>10118336
Are you female? That sounds like sexual assault to me, better sue him

>>10118744
I got on that meme early and spammed the shit out it cuz its funny

you may feel discouraged, but now is time to double down on the boomer stuff at work. do not stop until you put every single boomer in their place. granted this may be a selfless act but it is for the greater good.

>>10118336

>"Boomer? I was born in the 80s, retard"
>try to ignore it and continue arguing

This was your only chance to mock him for drinking zero ultra monster

>>10118967
Out of touch with the younger generation.

>>10118336
what forces you brainlets to larp this hard? coping because you have no friends?

>>10119545
This.
And please please also teach these ignorant boomers about the dangers of semiautomatic weapons. If we don't take action who will? We know they won't. Repeal the 2nd amendment

>>10118336
At what point did your autismo fight or flight response get activated?

look at all the soiboys who didn't read the original incarnation of this

>>10118336
kek

>>10118336
lmao

>>10118888

>>10119615
if you actually believe this, you should leave

>>10119650
I'm a right winger but also a businessman. Stick with the money, not your retarded opinions.

>>10118336
Top kek where do you work anon I want to buy your boss a beer. What a bro

>>10118410
lol

the Zoomer is merely a reactionary. infinitely jealous of the Boomer and the Millennials' feats, it must resort to make fun of the American Dream: owning a house, being industrious early on weekends, mowing your lawn, staying energized with manufactured caffeinated products. These pieces of Americana represent the vision of a past that will never come back: like Vaporwave, they are mere memories, mere bytes in a broken flash drive lying in the gutter of a gritty New York City street.
The Zoomer is upset at its own peers due to the rampant political correctness, so it resorts to the bowels of the internet: the chans. There, however, he is met with a nasty surprise: the dregs of past generations call him a faggot, a nonsipper, and are still better off financially and emotionally.
Cue the first sip of the day: the Zoomer jumps at this opportunity to disparage his older peers.
until he learns this lesson, here's to another /sip/

>>10118336
whenyouforgetyourmentalyretarded.jpg

all these newfags who dont realize this is a copypasta

>>10120353
also a bunch of them appear to be snowflake faggots

i buy btc/eth/eos/iota because i want to buy solid coins that will be here in 5 years

i dont trade shitcoins

t. 28 yo boomer