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>tfw full time trader
>tfw not owning crypto
>tfw make $1k/day from the comfort of my home

It's late, wagie. It's time to go to bed so you can get up early, get dressed, drive to your shitty job, work, have the PRIVILEGE of a thirty minute lunch break, get back to work, drive home, yell at your fat wife, watch sportball for an hour(to deter you from thinking for yourself during that one hour you have free for the day), then go to bed and repeat this 5 days per week for the rest of your life.

When will you learn?

>> No.10114659

>>10114629
I have a 1 hour lunch break cuz LOL gubment joj.

>> No.10114682

>>10114629
but will you get to bang stacy in the supply room?

>> No.10114738

>>10114629
what do you trade that gets your $1k a day?

>> No.10114766

>>10114682
you mean stacy's fat tuna-smelling ass sister jenny

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>>10114738
fluids

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>>10114629
https://youtu.be/E7aNCkKF-PQ

I’m fucking trying you shitard...

How did you get started? Where are you getting educated? What’s your position and why?
Thanks to your same ‘ol “wage cuck reee rofl” post that you post every single fucking Sunday night, I have been rocky montage-ing it up and learning as much as I can before pulling the trigger and jumping in.
I’m about to cash my 401(k) in and go all in...
You’re telling me that you’ve been a NEET your whole life working from home? Did you not get started the same way I am...? For the love of Kek don’t tell me you’re a trust fund baby either.

>> No.10114872

>>10114785
This is actually the first time I've ever made this post. I know the poster you're talking about though. I'm just drunk and wanted to shitpost.

Also, no. I fell for the wagie meme before. I even fell for the Army meme at one time. Once I learned how to do TA and mitigate risk, everything changed. My advice is do some paper trading before you start trading your cash. I highly encourage giving it a go. I may never have to work again.

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>>10114872
Ah yes. So you were one of us. Glad to hear you got smart tho. I wish you merry shitpostings. Hoping to get there too someday.

I just started learning how to do TA. Happy to say my first crypto trade since last year may have made me and saved me some Kek’s... with the crypto game i’m seeing an opp for much larger ROI’s in a short amount of time. Once I start to stack real coin, I’m going to trade up to the big market with the real players.

>> No.10115159

>>10115127
Protip: get out of crypto. Study the S&P500. Trade SPY options and buy VIX puts on every volatility pop. You're welcome

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>>10115159
I will anon... I am still mostly on the education stage and only in crypto due to some impulse buying I did over a year ago. My capital gains are up more than 300%. Although, I will take your advice.
Now I have at least another month’s worth of autistic level learning as I’m completely unfamiliar with those terms.

>> No.10115496

>>10115444
Because of trips, I'll help a little.

>S&P500
Main index
>SPY
ETF that tracks the S&P500
>VIX
Volatility Index.
I trade UVXY. It's a 1.5x leveraged product that tracks the VIX. It decays and has contango.

Good luck in your trades, m80. Just remember that you CAN trade for a living. It's just a matter of learning and trading.

>> No.10115530

Op has secretary spread, man boobs, and low t. Last time he kissed a girl he payed extra. Sad.

>> No.10115592

>hurr I make x/day
shut the fuck up liar. stop acting like you are guaranteed the same gains every day, if at all. how about losses? are you magically not losing anything? you must be a billionaire by now.

>> No.10115634

>>10115592
I've had two red days in the last two weeks. Stay mad and cucked

>> No.10115691

>>10115634
day traders don't make consistent gains. never ever. you just admitted to it yourself. so stop pretending like you're the hottest shit.
>stay mad and cucked
I've 40000% my money last year day trading

>> No.10115728

>>10115691
>Traders dont make consistent gains
>I've made 40000% trading

Good to know I'm debating a retard

>> No.10115738

>>10115728
that was LAST YEAR, nowhere did I claim I do this on the regular, you fucking homo