/biz/ - Business & Finance

>too stupid to be hard working

Sucks to suck

>>10113177
>Smart but lazy

>smart
>lazy
>jobs seek me not the other way around
>have to turn down offers daily
Guess you aren't smart after all

>>10113210
if you're so lazy how are you remotely desirable to an employer?

>>10113165
Can you prove that you're lazy?

>>10113217
Automation, the fact you couldn't put two and two together proves you might be lacking a bit of reasoning and intellect. You're also probably trying to extract information from me but it's a good thing you're so retarded you wouldn't be able to put a foot on the industry in 10 years

>>10113265
sounds like work
I'm gonna take a nap

>>10113265
peak autism

>>10113165
No, op, you're stupid and lazy. Smart and lazy find ways to make money without much effort. Here are some examples:

>Interior decorator
"Yeah, you do this color. You do this fabric. Here is some bric-a-brac that makes it all work, now pay me."

>Project manager
"Boss says we have to do this. You, do step 1. You, do step 2. You, do step 3. I'll e-mail the notes from the conference call. Don't make me call your boss, now pay me."

>Management Consultant
"Ok, I walked around, wrote a list of things you can change to save money/increase productivity. Pay me."

>Marketing (both traditional and nu-media)
"I had a great idea for a stupid commercial/check out this meme I came up with that incorporates our logo/I just gained 5,000 more followers on the corporate Tweeters account. Pay me."

>Blogger/vlogger/Youtube star/etc
"I'm going to do this shit anyway and you watch it, subscribe to my channel so google will pay me."

>Inventor
"I made XYZ, and it's fucking great. Pay me."

>Product development consultant
"I took XYZ, and made it better. Pay me."

If you can't come up with a way to get paid without breaking a sweat, you're stupid.

>>10113165
Smart, not lazy. I am mentally ill though. Hence why I’m outside getting bit by mosquitoes and homeless. The real kicker though is that I probably make more money than... I’ll guess seventy percent of this board since I don’t get taxed or have to pay rent.

>>10113165
>that 30yo boomer that thinks he's smart but lazyness makes him still be poor.
No OP you're just a retard that doesn't know how to make things on "autopilot" and generate income for doing basically nothing except for ONE (uno) thing which is scripting that shit.

>>10113210
>>10113265