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>>10096783
because you are weak.

BOOOMIN USA

>>10096783
>unironically being a boomer

>>10096803
Nice choice, is this grey version better? I need to fit in with my other boomer friends when we play PS4 and drink Monster later this evening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10096783
hows it taste ;)

>>10096810
should've covered that reflection with his thumb /siiiiiiiip

true boomer

>>10096803
Hello fellow charlestonfag

>>10096783
lmao I did the same thing
It doesn't taste bad desu

>>10096959
literal pajeet top kek based sirs and madams

>Not drink the thinking man's drink

>>10096803

>mfw this cuck lives near me

just leave my state please

i remember a time when amazon had 20 packs of khaos for 30 dollars. they've doubled the price since then this meme is ruining my life.

>>10096783
Green Monster was my favourite before the boomer thing. Now I need to buy the ultra ones to keep up with the others.

monster truly is shit tier energy drink
if i require one, red bull is the only way to fly

>>10096959
>doesn't know the difference between African and Indian skin
stfu whiteboi

>>10096973
Literally just placed my down on the desk to type this.

>>10096969
>doesn't know the difference between African and Indian skin
stfu whiteboi

>>10096959
NIGGER

>>10097005
one has lepper and the other aids?

I only drink pure distilled rain water. fuck off with your brain cancer artificial sweeteners and flouridated drugged artificially colored $3 sugar water

You guys are falling for a really gay ad campaign
Fucking brainless burgers

>>10097016
yeah Indian skin is better

>>10096783
Because monster PR had a good idea

>>10097068
This

>>10097054
this, but unironically.
enjoy your liquid jew

Yuropoor here, I fell for the meme and also bought today.

>>10096783

I've become the guy who mows his yard, listens to def leppord, drinks monsters & smokes cigars. All thanks to the boomer meme.

I hate you guys

>>10097100

>>10097128
same here. fucking lol
This board influences me way too much

Thus marks a new era of /biz/

test

Who said you had to buy one? Enjoy your emergency room bills.

Suger free is the way to go.

>>10096783
I drank Monster Red yesterday and it ended up with me fucking two tranny hookers on meth

>>10096959
You aren't welcome here.

>>10098075
Why? Is it because I make more money than you, have a big dick (look at my hand size), or my skin color? Y'all are jealous racists!

i wonder how much money monster inc is making from this dumb ass meme

why would you literally buy something from a meme

>>10096959
Wow, I knew it.

ITT viral marketing

>>10096783
BOOOOOOOooooooooooooomer fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHH. WRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
BOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

It's fucking scary how effective memes at programming people.
Just got back from a shop, while looking for other things I saw a monster in the fridge and absentmindedly put it in the basket.
Then I asked myself wtf am I doing, I'm really buying shit I never ever considered because of a /biz/ boomer meme? and put it back.

>>10098263

>>10098041
We've all been there...don't feel bad.

ok there's no fucking way it's not an intentional campaign. Some ad agency is using /biz/ as a testing ground for viral meme advertising. The monster boomer meme is designed from the grounds up for a specified population segment and it's fucking effective.
The monster logo is too exposed for memes to be organic.

To the guys from the ad agency that are going to read this: hi, I guess.

>>10098406
Hi.

>>10096783
>>10096783
>>10096783
>>10096783


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
That Boomer spam System that thinks that Boomer is spam

>>10098406
So effective. So smooth. 100% Israeli-level psyop

>>10098406
>lets market monster energy drinks to neet boomers on this taiwanese blood sacrifice picture archiver

>>10098406
Was thinking the same thing. Don't get me wrong this shit is kind of funny but every other post is about it. No way this is organic.

>>10098470
it's actually genius
meme marketing boom incoming and a subsequent ban on meme marketing on EU

>>10098459
>that1yearoldboomer.jpg

>>10098473
>Was thinking the same thing

that is because you are a Boooooooooooomerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Boomer pride

>>10098470
it's not the target campaign, it's PoC
No idea if the monster boomer meme itself is planned for widespread release or a temporary PoC. I guess we will see.

>>10098308
>>10098454
>>10098516
trying too hard, high likelihood of paid poster from the campaign.

>>10098549

Fuck you got me it is all over.


Shut it down boys.

>>10098591
Nah.
You guys cant think outside this cesspool of shilling

>>10098621

PLS Sir buy Monster. Is very good for Boomer like you, Good Quality Sir pls Buy
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRrrr Sir pls

Look at this shit, right now there are 9 almost identical threads with monster + 2 that I think are made by actual anons

>>10098681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

>>10096783
> not drinking sugar free

Enjoy your obesity and diabetes

>>10098681
lol I missed 2, that gives a total of 11 monster shill threads.
That's too fucking much

DON'T FALL FOR THE MONSTER JEW

>>10098738
people are doing it because they love triggering other /biz/ posters

It's a dumb meme that doesn't make any sense on multiple levels. How does a bottom shelf zero calorie energy drink have anything to do with being a not-actual-boomer-but-I-feel-old-as-shit-for-being-above-30-on-this-vietnamese-crab-fishing-forum.

I mean I think zero calorie monster tastes like shit, but that's besides the point. Why would some random product be equated with some sort of imaginary age demographic. Fug this shit, Spike Shooter zero cal is tolerable if you are drunk as shit at least. Pic very related.

P.S. send help.

P.S.S. Three Floyd Warpig session ale is lovely

>>10098697
based

Who the fuck would actually drink this foul shit?

There’s no way this makes you feel good...

Just have a glass of water nigger.

>>10098738
>DON'T FALL FOR THE MONSTER JEW

Gas this jew meme

Nothing like cracking open a Monster™ brand Zero Ultra™ energy drink and having that "first sip of the day!" Available in a wide variety of flavours at your local conveniance store, only four dollars a pair! Come to where the flavor is!™

>>10098785
It's the most effective type of marketing, create an artificial identity that has the brand as its inherent part. Apple did it most effectively, especially while Jobs was still alive.
People in the target population segment can join the group by buying the product.

tl;dr monetizing tribal instincts

Enjoy bitch tits eoy

>>10098738
>that 30 year old monster yew boomer

>>10098738
>>10098831

>that 30 year old monster yew boomer

>>10096783

I love monster but why the fuck is this suddenly popular on /biz/ , what happened is this psyop

>>10098973
This. The real meme.

>>10098813

> that 33,5 year old Boomer who drinks only water

>>10098813
this. i only drink water, coffee, or tea (no sugar)

energy drinks are literally cancer

>>10098681
>>10098738
looks like a boomer is coping hard

>>10099089

Fuck now I feel like getting one since I haven't had one in a year

>>10099234
how do I long monster.

>he's not an Arnie chad

>>10097100
this guy knows

>>10096959
im actually going to buy one of these now. these marketing niggers did a gud job with the memes

>>10096783
>boomer memes are viral monster advertising

>>10096783
i just bought a monster and 8k link both first times for me today. trust me we will make it

>>10096783
4chan brainlets are being successfully viral marketed to

congrats idiots

>>>10099999

>>10099280
Buy their fucking stock retard (NASDAQ: MNST)

>>10099280
Ok so I fucking hate this jew marketing meme so I looked at their stock chart....holy shit. Time to short?

My energy drink of choice + they support all kind of cool stuff.

>>10096783

Don't feel bad OP, I did the same thing earlier today although I have yet to drink it.

>not the Zero Ultra
OP you bought the shittiest tier of the Monsters.

>>10098473
It was big on /fit/ for while couple of months ago. It's now back with the boomer guy sipping it.

>>10096783
boomer and based

>>10100367
Taurine is a meme, it's been proven to cause fatigue. You're better off drinking cold water and B12 supplements

>>10096783
can i sip n trade with my red bull?
>>10100229
holy shit, why werent people buying this when all of their kids became addicted to it in the early 2000s?

to be hon I wish monster was behind a viral marketing campaign driven by an offshoot of wojak/brainlet meme, the implications of this are pretty interesting

monster is a failed business. so now they got into crypto to make a shitcoin to money grab. they have started shilling their shit drink in here. fuck monster. never drank one of their drinks in my life. mods ban these posts

>tfw

who /MAXX/ here?

>>10100229
Nah this shits going up *sip*

>>10096783
no such thing as bad publicity lmao

>>10096783
That stuff will put hair on chest, sonny

>>10097054
Drinking distilled water can cause electrolyte imbalance in your blood leading to death. Care anon.

>>10096783

i'm about to go to the store to buy a fucking monster. fuck you guys.

>>10098785
>>10098406
THANK YOU. This shit is the least funny most forced meme I think I've ever seen on 4chan.

>>10102662
literally fake news

>>10098406
this is only working because zero calorie monster is unironically the worst thing you can drink. It tastes bad and it is horrible for you. It’s the drink equivalent of link.

>>10096783
Monster is a zoomer meme, boomers drink Diet Coke.

We are the retards that we make fun of.

how do I long monster?

BOOMER USA

Apparently the "Sips" meme was a forced meme created by Monster social media consultants. And it wouldn't surprise me. The sugar free Monster isn't bad, but Bang is the superior sugar free caffeine beverage.

>>10103138
>It’s the drink equivalent of link.

>zero calorie
>zero gainz

>>10097003
gross, red bull is like greatest generation drink

>>10097128
>>10096959
>>10096803
Should I fomo in???

>>10103084
the water is stealing your minerals nigger

>>10096833
Great video

>>10098406
t. newfag

it's an old meme, the monster zero sugar is like diet coke memes but edgier

>>10098406
Mate sips have been a meme on other boards, for over a year now. It started on /fit/.

>>10099310
welfare tea

>>10103153
that's the joke

>>10098219
You are none of that lol

This is the most brilliant marketing campaign ever.

>>10098344

What is he eating? If that is an LSD blotter or bag of cocain he is fucked.

>>10098406

>implying all of 4chan isn't one big ad.

>>10096812
its the only one worth drinking
>t. 20 year old boomer

>>10096783
huh, spoken like a true boomer

>>10104481
to think it started here on 4chan in /fit/

>>10096973
Monster Assault tastes just like Doctah Peppah

biz actually got memed into buying this trash. hooo leeeee fuck

humans are not robots, but give them the opportunity and they will behave like them - anon

>>10098219
pic related is the people you're talking to don't, mind them.

y'all boomers are way behind the times
white monster was a meme on /ck/ last summer, minus the boomer part

>>10097100
it's marketed to edgy 13 year olds and is named after 'the beast'

>>10098785
in my area you have to be 21 years old to buy caffeine drinks

this shit is terrible for you right

>>10103701
creatine in a drink?

>>10098406
This

Everyone ITT fucking watch the entire 4h documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3RzGoQC4s RIGHT FUCKING NOW. No excuses. This is probably the most /biz/-related documentary you'll ever watch especially considering that modern markets are 90% marketing 10% actual value (and 99% to 1% for cryptos)