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10089633 No.10089633 [Reply] [Original]

How do I short humanity?

>> No.10089665

>>10089633
>shorting a bull run
fucking retard, good luck trying to catch the top and covering your margin

>> No.10089672

kill yourself

>> No.10089702

>what is an S curve

>> No.10089707

>>10089633
Invest in A.I stocks

>> No.10089808
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10089808

Buy Bitcoin.

>> No.10089882

>>10089633
do what all advanced societies are doing and don't have kids pretty simple anon

>> No.10089990

Isn't 'shorting humanity' just called 'being a baby boomer'?

>> No.10090109

Invest in black people

>> No.10090171

>>10089633
The plague?

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>>10090171

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>>10089633
buy the chad dip

>> No.10090669

>>10090109
This but unironically.

>> No.10090974

>>10089633
you can't really short it but you can survive the coming collapse if you can buy some rural land and build a doomsday bunker on it. you'll have to live in it for a few years but evetually things will settle down again after like 80% of the population starves to death.

>> No.10091083

>>10089633
Look at that artificial growth. Clearly a pump and dump situation.

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>>10090238
>most chads are boomers

>> No.10091149

>>10091131
the peak looks like 1975, that would make most chads millenials

>> No.10091162

>>10089633

long chinese crspr tech

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>>10091149
That's 30 years ago retard, boomers. The greatest generation