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>>10083913
that's one of my favorites, granted i never tried ultra

i like hamilton cuz it only has caffeine and vitamin b-s, also like 'energy' which is the exact same thing as doctor, but tastes better

still drinking doctor because that makes me work best usually

>>10083913

I don't like memes that come with advertising

gamin time boys

drinking shit with sugar

is like you want to die before the next bull

>>10084280
ye we're all paid shills by cocacolaᵀᵐ

>that boomer who picks up a Monster 0 at the gas station and sees another boomer with the same can and they both nod to each other
Who knew making friends could be that easy.

>>10084273
It tastes like bubblegum

Orange best, my opinions are facts

>>10084292
it's like ur retarded and believe anything you've seen enough anonymous posters tell you about

>>10084310
doctor doesn't taste like orange, it's bitter grapefruit and disgusting

>>10084326
I was talking about ultra orange

Switching it up with my man Glen today. I’ll be cruising around at 9pm with the windows down.

>hey let’s pump some tunes BROTHAAAAH

https://youtu.be/8TToLgW7zuc

>these kids wouldn’t know a good tune if it punched them in the nards!

>>10084273
That's cool brotha

>>10084306
LMFAOOOO just pictured that happening in my head

>>10083913
>>10084273
>>10084280
>>10084306
>>10084310
The funny thing is the sponsors they pay to promote the drink empty them and put water in LOL

This shit is literal rat poison.. even 80 iq rappers who have monster sponsor empty this shit and put water in @ live shows etc

>>10084565
Id says nu
Basedboy detected

>>10084602
yours say bc you fucking momo

>>10083913
Interesting sponsorship deal, I like superbike racing, but I still hate energy drinks. That shit is NOT good to be consuming regularly.

>>10084629
Ok basedboy

>>10084656
Not regularly ofc but sometimes is ok, it's not fucking rat poison

>>10083913
post rare monsters

I like this bad boy but I don't think it gives the energy kick the others do

>>10084306
*Sees HB10 looking confusedly at the Monster™ section*
>So many kinds, huh? Hehe. I like that Tea+Lemonade+Energy Monster Rehab™ stuff. Great after a long night of partyin'! You look great today by the way.
*Winks and walks away*

>>10084726
Still got it. :)

>>10084716
haven't they all the same mount of caffeine?


>>10084685
Not rare but still a cousin of the beloved ultra

>>10084671
Ok, I admit I sometimes have an energy drink if I have a long drive. Used to drink them daily at work and it got to the point where I needed them to feel normal, so I quit the Caffeinated Jew almost completely. Adderall (the Pharmaceutical Jew) is better anyway, but I'm off that too now.
Plus there is my eternal soul to consider in the case of Monster drinks specifically :^)

OT: rare cola

>>10083913
This is the best one. Lewis Hamilton is second best. The ultra (white can?) is a solid 0/10

>>10084759
I wanted to try different shit to caffeine but there's no legal alternative besides buying from shady sites

>>10084280
this

your le epic sip viral campaign failed so you moved on to associating your trash product with a meme with the hopes that the meme will propagate awareness of your product for free
sadly you have no idea how the internet works and people will eventually get tired of seeing monster everywhere, turning against that brand and doing far more damage than any benefit from the years of coordinated shilling

>>10084782
I hate the ones with calories, whats the point of putting so many calories in an energy drink, my anorexic brother drinks them, I stick with ultra and absolute zero

>>10084792
There are plenty of reputable nootropic supplement sites. Nootropics Depot is great.

>>10084821
Is it an EU site? I wanted to buy from rawpowder but looked shady

>>10084821
What can I buy from there that will just straight up get me high? Not looking for productivity or anything, just wanna get high legally (in in the US and get tested at work).

>>10084858
They are US based but ship internationally. The owner is in the Nootropics subreddit all the time and you can tell he takes purity and quality seriously.
>>10084895
Some stuff on there can be mildly pleasant but not worth doing recreationally.

>>10084931
Ty for the info
>tfw a monster shitposting became a discussion about nootropics
Ty anon you were unironically useful

>>10084994
Really like their racetams but they have lots of good stuff. I can make recs if you don't know what you're looking for.

>>10084931
I just know the next methoxetamine (MXE) is out there somewhere, and when I find it I'm going to buy pounds of it! I really need to look into RCs again...

>>10084565
and? i would never drink a lot of caffeine before or while doing sports, thats just retarded

there's a lot of placebos in monster but nothing even coming close to be unhealthy

>>10085079
I was thinking about buying a racetam or noopept, stuff for starters and that I'm sure is legal in my country (shItaly)

>buy monster energy zero
>notice boomer before me buying monster energy zero
>say "you have taken the lead" in quake announcer voice
>he replies with "excellent"

>>10084759
ye but none of the ingredients in monster causes proven permanent neurotoxicity, unlike adderral

http://www.psychrights.org/Research/Digest/AllostaticLoad/AmphetamineTreatment.pdf

>>10084757
> ZUCC

>>10083913
19 year old boomer
>>10084757
23 year old boomer
>>10084780
27 year old boomer

>>10085233
I'm more worried about my teeth, my liver, my glucose levels, and the pH of my body chemistry when considering whether or not I want an energy drink. And I'm not going to defend amphetamines.

>>10084757
old skool sippin 1 rn m8

I'm an organic rockstar man. Monster tastes like shit compared to it.

>>10085388
Use a straw, take the sugar free version. As for the pH of your body chemistry, yeah they're pretty acidic but I don't think it causes that much harm if you're otherwise healthy. (This means stay off the MXE, it's addictive, disconnects you from reality and causes bladder issues. Any potential harm sugar free sips can cause are nothing compared to that.)

you guys are some dirty faggots on this board. how much are they paying you street shitters to shill this garbage?

>>10085536
I'm white faggot

>>10085516
>stay off the MXE
That's not even a decision I get to make anymore ;_;

>>10085536
im getting paid in memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

actually im drinking 5-6 a week at the moment in the addition to coffee so i should probably tone it down and i agree that its overpriced garbage

>>10083913
valentino rossi is a cool guy