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VVVVVVVVHIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR
NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S SATURDAY MORNING
>Opens a can of Diet Coke
VVVVVVVVHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MOM STOP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>Takes a sip
VVVVVVVVHHHHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I WAS UP ALL NIGHT TRADING SHITCOINS AND MAKING PINK WOJACK THREADS
>Gets vacuum stuck on a loose thread
VVVVVVVHHHHIIIIRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNRRRRMMMMMRRRRRNNRRRMMMMMNNNRRRR
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>"You better get up and help your father!"

>> No.10071495

I kek every time

>> No.10071500
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jesus christ

>> No.10071519
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I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play

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>>10071486

>> No.10071543

>>10071519
>texas rise

lol fuck me

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>>10071519

>> No.10071560

>>10071486
Jesus christ i've never laughed this hard at a meme, you beautiful bastards

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>>10071519
kek

>> No.10071730

anyone got the cap of the og thread too? this is hilarious

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>>10071519

>> No.10071857

>>10071486
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>10071857

lol

>> No.10072353

>>10071519
>i grew up in a little town south of kentucky
>alabama sun
>mississippi trio
>arizona sport
>texas rise
>from philadelphia
kek'd

>> No.10072444

>>10071519
Lel

>> No.10072526
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>>10071486
This shit fucking kills me

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>>10071486
fcking kek

>> No.10072598

>>10071486
This was basically me in college. I haven't laughed this hard in months

>> No.10072619

>>10071486
>>10071519
enjoyable memes sirs thank you for posting

>> No.10072644

>>10071519
Excellent

>> No.10072657

Damn i miss my folks /biz/

>> No.10072686

>>10071486
Damn Irish

>> No.10072693
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>>10071486
>>10071519
im dying

>> No.10072694
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9r_nMzdTu4

>> No.10072716

>>10072694
holy SHIT

>> No.10072718

>>10071519
unironically this

>> No.10072764

>>10072694
HAHAHA

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>>10072694
I'm done. Topkek

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>>10072694
>the monster gulp noises

>> No.10072875

the mods better not suicide this thread, so good

I've lost so much I need to laugh

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>>10071519
>He's a boomer
>on /pol/
>He takes "Q Anon" VERY seriously
>One day Q Anon will reveal the truth about the dirty pedophile Democrats
>And then people will listen to Trump
>And then the shops on the main street of his home town will reopen
>His daughter will undo her abortion (You're 27 and make 65k. What do you mean "not ready"?)
>The factory will re-open, and his college dropout son will be able to get a union job just like he did
>The Walmart and Food Lion will leave and the bakery and butcher will reopen
>He will finally lose weight
>The $50,000 in his bank account will suddenly be enough to retire on
>His brother will rise from the grave and quit heroin
>He will quit seeing brown people at gas stations
>High School football will become the center of the universe again
>Music will use electric guitars again

>Please hurry Q Anon

>> No.10072939

>>10072694
Hahahahahahahaha! /biz/ really is the best board on this piece of shit site.

>> No.10072974

>>10071486
>>10072694
I go to bed at 9 every night, have a mortgage, and mow my grass every Saturday morning.

I'm only 26. this meme is too accurate please STOP

>> No.10073013

>>10071519
You fuckin killed me and made me spill my monster

>> No.10073105

Does this one have a video like boomer usa? I haven't seen it yet.

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>>10071519

>> No.10073327

>>10071486
Fucking hell goddamn lmao

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>>10071519
>texas rise
it is what it is

>> No.10073359

>>10072694
lost it at the cruis'n usa theme lmao

>> No.10073438

30yo boomer is a psy op

>> No.10073456

>>10072974
nah dog, we made it.

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>>10071486
33
>smoked ciggies behind 7'11 (sevy) in HS
>switched to ecig in case i may have kids soon
>my reggae idols use them now too

>> No.10073527

>>10071486
its so true it hurts

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>>10073456
>tfw you made it, but you made it by wagecucking your way to the top
>just to spite the damn neet millennials