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10023934 No.10023934 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw just want to make it from crypto buy a comfy house, and breed an 18 y/o qt with 6 kids

my timeline is around the time i become a 30 y/o boomer I should achieve this

>> No.10023966

>>10023934
>30 y/o breeding 18 y/o

you do realize when you were graduating high school she was in kindergarten

>> No.10023975

>>10023966
so?

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>>10023966
>six kids
>prime breeding age
>will probably be around 27 by the time I finish breeding her

>n-no anon you should get with a roastie your age so you can have an enormous chance to produce more autistic babies like me!

>> No.10023989

>>10023934
i came to the realization too. i wanted to make it so i dont have to wagecuck anymore but i think a comfy house would be enough for me. rip the greeds

>> No.10024002

>>10023975
>>10023982

enjoy putting up with 18 year old shit
also when she turns 21, if you dont think shes going to go out to bars with all of her girl friends you are a dreamer

>> No.10024008

>>10023982
this thread makes it clear that you need to take extra precautions to avoid having autistic babies.

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>>10024002
>no way daddy could keep in control of his little fucktoy 18 y/o

kek

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>mfw nothing will ever be enough

>> No.10024012

>>10023966
onions

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>>10024008
roastie getting toastie

>> No.10024016

>>10024009
holy shit that is cringe. There is a 0% chance you will ever get with an 18 year old who is not a gold digger.

>> No.10024017

>>10024002
>I’m a jaded asshole so nobody else can possibly find happiness
>literally all people conform to my very specific stereotypes
>please remain in this thread while I proceed to espouse generic PUA shit in response to people calling me out on my retardation

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>>10024016
d-dude no way you could seduce an 18 year old at 30 she has to be a gold digger

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>>10023934
I don't know when the fuck it happened but at some point when I saw a hottie I didn't want to smash just to smash, I wanted to smash to put something in that oven. Maybe it's some internal clock shit.

>> No.10024032

>>10024017
t. never dated when he was 16-23

>> No.10024033

>>10024024
Your autistic, cynical comments are pretty funny to read when I'm actually living your dream life.

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>>10024033
>dude thats impossible
>kek you're just jealous I'm living your "dream"

>that 30 year old boomer who ADMITS to it on /biz/

btw I'll just get on tumblr or something to find her and take advantage of her daddy issues. Pumped and dumped enough to know how it goes

>> No.10024156

>>10023934
*takes the world's biggest bong rip*

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>>10024033

>> No.10024260

>>10023934

>18 year old

sorry to break your bubble guy, but 18 year olds are full of STDs...yeah

Welcome to Generation Z. You waited too long son