/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck off

fucking die

based NEET poster

As a schoolkid from upper middle class family (EU) i don't understand how you American NEETs can support your lifestyle.

I like my job

>>10019492
based

>>10019630
Passive income

>>10019630
streaming vidya, margin trading, and mining shitcoins
easy peasy

>>10019689
>this is the result of the free market

>>10019492
TFW when fucking a wagies gf while hes at work.

>>10019689
Nice larp, just say mummy bucks.

>>10019771
Wagie cope. Your mind would be free to find think of ways to make money at home. Alas, the eternal wagie choses to waste his energy, ambition, and time for Mr. Shekelstein

>>10019771
NEET cope. We all know only thing you do during all this free time is playing fortnite entire day while hoping your $100 worth of shitcoins will make you rich.

>>10019689
This guy makes at least $300 a week! Awesome!

>>10019541
>>10019567

Be careful anons, you realize in the not too distant future this kind of language would be considered breaking a morality clause right?

>>10019915
>thinking in terms of the wagie payday
not gonna make it anon

>>10020124
I am sure you are the pride of your parents! Just playing, dunce, I know your dad took off so he could find a woman so he could try again and maybe breed a man.

>>10020232
that's it, let it all out.
not much longer until the start of the new wage cycle.
try to enjoy what little time you have left.

>>10019492
Haha very funny NEETie, but as you can see, I am looking forward to working. I love my job, and every minute of working is a RUSH.. of .. FUN!

>>10020611
>loves working

what exactly do you do?

>>10020651
Does it matter what i do? As long as I work I will be ECSTATIC! It builds character!

>mfw I get to get up early after a good night gh releasing sleep (between 8pm and 6am), eat a healthy breakfast, have fun driving my car to my job and get paid 30$/hour for typing code on a computer while NEETs wake up at 5pm, feel depressed as fuck and jerk off all day.
I seriously cant imagine having a life that shitty

love these threads lmao, so comfy

>>10019492
I had an encounter with a waggie very recently! funny story... My friend and I were standing directly in front of a Chipotle nearby a college. We were conversing about our various holdings in crypto when our discussion was disrupted by a clear wagie. We noticed him walking out of the Chipotle heading straight towards us wearing a suit and tie. "Get a load of this guy" said my friend. He approached us saying "You guys look quite young, would you like a job for the summer?" My friend and I exchanged a cocky smile then I turned to him and said. "Look buddy I'm actually very rich" He laughed it off thinking it was a joke, but his smile melted off his face when I pulled out my phone and showed him my Coinbase as well as my checking and savings accounts (which are linked by the way). "I-I'm sorry sir I didn't realize". "OHHH, so just because I'm wearing Crocs instead of Gucci you assumed that I was poor" The guy was beet red at this point and on the verge of tears. "FUCKING KEK" someone shouted as they drove past us, I looked to see who it was when I noticed he had several crypto bumper stickers on the back of his Impala. I chuckled in a cocky fashion as a crowd of people wearing crypto t-shirts surrounded us. "STUPID WAGIE" I heard one of them shout. I almost felt bad for the guy since he was full blown crying at this point. Then suddenly the door of the Chipotle swung open and out popped a sexy blond and a cute black girl. "Frank there is a customer complaining we need your help!" It was dead silent. I looked over at them and they both smiled at me. He wiped the tears off his face and looked at me, as if he was asking my permission to leave. "What are you waiting for wagie? TIK TOK..... back to work wagecuck." The whole crowed erupted in laughter, the two girls were both brought to their knees as they screamed in pure ecstasy. The wagie instinctively bent over, "No thanks bud I have two gorgeous girls to have sex with."

>>10019492
tfw medical examiner (dead body examiner)
keking at dead neet bodies
pay is huge
comfy job
see you soon fren

I'm a wageslave, but why do these threads make people so mad? If you could make money from home and have all that time to yourself, would you not do it? You'd rather work for an impersonal boss who is paid more than you to manage you?

>>10021236

that's a lot of autism.

>>10021329
Not sure why you would say that anon. brb
> 45 minute yoga, calisthenics, and mediation session to start the day
> 6 hour morning fast(autophagy time)
> cook fresh nutritious meals everyday
> sleep 8+ hours everyday
> 2 hour hike outside everyday
> lift weights every other day
> no stress, only socialize with people I choose to

but sure, I'm sure you wagies are able to have much healthier lifestyles.

>>10021338
Honestly? I don't get mad at them. After about two weeks on vacation I want to get back to work. I miss hanging out with my coworkers and talking to a lot of the customers I like. Sure, there's customers that annoy me, but I meet a lot of neat people. Met the devs to Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms, for instance. Was a nice talk.

>>10020232
>Being a man means selling yourself to another man to be his bitch

Just wagie logic lol
Get ready for dem "performance" reviews wages Q2 is ending!!

>>10021715
Same.

I run an online business which would allow me to quit my job. The problem is: I know I would be incredibly bored and isolated. I feel a great sense of... not sure of the word right now. I guess I just find work rewarding? I don't have anything to replace that with right now. So I'll continue on.

>>10021236
>cute black girl
this is how I know your story is fake

>>10021744
To some degree, it's kind of nice knowing you actually did something with your day.

>>10021848

yes, make rich another human

>>10021664
Based.

>>10019802
>Your mind would be free to find think of ways to make money at home.

None of which involve anything outside of the internet. Your income from affiliate marketing, adsense clicks, youtube streaming, etc. won't last forever.

>>10021664
You're a larp and you will work for me one day bitch.

>Another day, another cent...

>>10022297
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

>>10019492
Cheap third world labor already at my job site... pretty soon will be marked redundant... layoffs could happen any day now.

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>>10020682
lmao who's that red pepe? is that a new meme?

>>10022310
Don't worry, soon even the third worlders will say the same once the robots come knocking

>>10019492
I work weekends tho. Tomorrow is my Friday.

>>10022233
Nothing worse than an uppity wagie. Know your place peasant.

>>10022639
If you would check the digits in my previous post, you would know that you are the peasant. Fool. Don't worry, you will have a place in my empire once those neetbux run out... for a price..

>>10022766
Now selling salty wagie tears, get your salty wagie tears here, saltiest tears in all of /biz/, only $5

>>10022888

nice digits

>>10022766
>>10022888
lol check'd kek'd and rekt

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>>10023088

Checked and bumped.

>>10021664
>> sleep 8+ hours everyday

What happened to I just wake up when I want like the other thread? You can't wake up when you want and stick to a 2hr hike and 45min yoga.

>>10021191
this. NEETie probably self pities himself being a useless anon still living in mom's basement using a desktop computer he didn't even buy with his own money. while his friends all get jobs and actually earn money treating their families and having real bond with them, NEET guy gets told to "get a job" by his parents since they can't afford a babby man anymore.

>>10023396
Stupid wagie. Are you still hungover from Saturdays celebration?

>>10021191
Imagine being so weak that you literally need an owner to feel fulfillment.

>>10021870
So do 90% of people trying to be crypto day trader heroes.
At least this way sometimes I make people laugh and have a good time.

>>10021191
Congratulations, you're basically a dog.

>>10023171
Honestly, I just kinda hope you're okay. It seems like you're feeling really anxious and need reassurance.
Which is really unfortunate if you've really made money off crypto, because you're already pretty lucky to be where you are. I know I'd never be able to do it properly.

So please take care of yourself, okay?

>>10023548
Well, it is Gay Pride weekend

>>10021191
$30 an hour writing code is a nice fucking life. Some people dig holes for a living, for minimum wage. And some people work in sweatshops in countries that don't have minimum wage laws.

>>10019492
based neet poster

>>10023810
Thats like $55k before taxes. You can't barely get by on that if you live near a major city.

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>>10019567

wagie cope

>>10019492
jokes on you. my boss had me come in on the weekend

>>10023662
kek

>>10019492
Based. Learn to bow in our presence slaves.

>>10021236
wow fresh pasta my man

I like you NEET poster. Keep up the goodwork.

>Remember, we have cheap 3rd world labor flooding the job market at home, so don't you dare start getting uppity.
Ouch!

I pick blueberries, I get 8€ per kilo, get about 2kilo per hour, I play tuba in a funeral band, get 15€ and free beer, play jazz gigs get 100/200€ per gig. Also biker fest gigs get 200€ for 1 1/2 hours. I write compositions for various groups get 300/500 per piece(takes about a day or two to write). I never pay taxes.

>tfw I don’t even know what day of the week it is today
Just a little thing wagies will never experience

>>10019689
This is the biggest LARP I've ever read.

>>10022315
They call it Fresco, the wagie. He's being forced on /v/, not sure if it originated here though

>>10021338

Because wagie cope is real.

>>10025315
I forget what day of the week it is all the time. I just enjoy my job though.