/biz/ - Business & Finance

Futures soon, NDX is over.

Thx anon uwu

>>10019465
it had a good month i guess. i dont now why everyone didnt sell this time desu. but whatever.
its decided tho
hi IV anon to get absolutely wrecked this week

futures in 20 minutes
get your pen and paper ready

>third thread in one weekend

>>10019514
>get your pen and paper ready
for what?

>>10019530
For drawing smily faces and rainbows!

come on anon, itrs for taking Notes

>>10019455
>Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares.

Wrong.

Interactive Brokers
$0.005 per share, $1 minimum

>>10019538
i got all my notes in already senpai

im trying to figure out how to make a TED spread chart for china.
i wanna watch which way the money is going
does anyone know what the ticker for the chinese equivalent of 30 day fed funds rate futures are?
i dont even know what yuan futures tickers are desu ive never thought about it

First for $TMUS
T-Mobile officially buys Sprint this wednesday

>>10019586

Based on the youtube demographics from the podcast, here are the nationalities of /smg/

>>10019665
>Saudi Arabia
our /smg/ thread is observed by the powers that be
hi OPEC

>>10019665
Im the one from America

>tfw no GAP up
Its fucking nothing
come back in 2 hours

>>10019665
lol
>saudi arabia
>kuwait
theyre watching us...
MBS-senpai knows were onto him kek

>>10019710
this
i hope theyre proud for seeing whats what, and dont decide to bog us desu

>>10019740
>kuwait

That's just me via my vpn.

>>10019768
i used to have a UAE on lol
id always get /pol/ all riled up and pretend i was some sort of military intel whistleblower kek

>Trying to learn stocks
>Thought I'd give Robinhood a try
>Not Canadian
Is there an equivalent Canadian app that's widely accepted by the community?

>>10019665
comfy what are the titles for these columns?
are you trying to tell me we have 1000 unique IPs just from america alone? thats intense

>>10019810
Sorry, this is ti with the columns

trade war

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1010978975391322112

>>10019849


Thank you based Trump for attempting to give us Dips to buy during the golden bull, but It is futile, the markets have nowhere to go but UP

If I have under 1k to play with in the market, and I'm in a position to be hyper-aggressive with growing my cash, should I be buy and holding good dividend stocks, or getting into options? Sell me /smg/

>>10019455

25% #CVIA
25% 7/20 Starbucks Puts
20% #MRCY
20% #TNDM
5% #OMAB
5% #COHU


You will gain at least 10% in the next 30 days with that strategy.


Quote this.

The news machine IQ has no breaks. New partnership with China mobile the largest carrier in china.

https://m.nasdaq.com/article/baidu-partners-with-china-mobile-in-ai-5g-and-driverless-cars-cm982556

>>10019895
Buffet started with nothing and became a billionaire without leverage
So yeahhh Im gonna say buy the dividend stocks and pretend options never existe

>>10019902
>shorting starbucks at the bottom

>>10019895
bankroll management. Options are too risky. Just pick a stock you like and call it learning. I'd guess that's what most would recommend. Get in something long to begin building and learning to invest.

>>10019849
this is gonna make a lot of commodities go up right? and also pull the dollar back?

>>10019895
>>10019913

don't listen to this guy with that little capital you need to take risks. you should only worry about capital preservation when you have built up enough for dividends to matter

>>10019928
he's been banging this drum for a long time. Not sure how much one tweet matters.

>>10019931
Yeahhh its not like Dividend stocks are at 5-10 year lows or anything
Its not like you can buy these and bouble your money + recive free cash flow imao

hek hek hek
Listen to me if you want to actually make Dollaah bills

>>10019936
just looking for SOMETHING to push the dollar over the edge. were long overdue for a BIG correction, and all my long commodities positions will bet a good boost. theyve been staying up in spite of the dollars strength

>>10019665

Not enough Finns

Sad!

>>10019905
No brakes like this 5 day disaster?

I still like IQ long term a lot, but unless you are talking about no brakes going down, that is a 10% loss in just 5 days. Stop lying.

>>10019947
divs ain't shit till you have lots of capital. wanna know why? cause that cash flow isn't usable when it's being reinvested. and if you're not reinvesting it, congrats, enjoy your 50 cents every quarter of "income." so just skip the div stocks and go for capital appreciation. you'll come out 100x ahead of dividend meme

>>10019947
>>
Any recommendations to a market newbie? I have the basics of DD, but I don't know what stocks to even start looking at.

I fell for the AMD meme and bought 10 shares at the end of last week

>>10019987
Capital appreciation meaning... what exactly? Going after volatile growth stocks and hoping to hit it big?

>>10020001

capital appreciation just means stock price increases. ie, buying amazon and having your money double in 2 years, instead of buying dividend memes and having your money double in 15 years

>>10019965
yea especially with all these news stories coming out and its STILL not moving up. sounds like some bagholder bait desu

it seems like, unless the chinese govt is pumping again, the china run may be over for now

>>10019987
He said he is adding money though
Why throw away your 1k on retarded options when a nice dip to buy is right in front of you?
You know for a fact he will lose


>>10019989
Yeah, Buy GIS, and the DOW tomorrow
Listen to what i SAY and you get your PAY

North Korea is following the China model it looks like. They took down all anti-USA posters and are scaling back propaganda.

This could be a huge south korea investment opportunity as they will benefit the most.

who's yoloing uxin on wednesday?

>>10020013
my problem is that with such low startup capital, I can only afford 2 shares of Amazon, for example. and that's 90% of my portfolio at that point

>>10020020
sorry not GIS, but yes GIS
Buy BAC, and JPM tomorrow first thing

>>10019965
No breaks on the news they just keep coming is what I meant. Also they have a partnership with the Amazon of China and the Apple of China.

>>10020022
especially if dollar continues to take a breather. EMs will get some breathing room for a second. what is worst koreas ticker again?

>>10020013
>what is yield on cost
Buffet has a 50% yield on cost

>>10020020
investing in the DOW, meaning like an ETF that follows it?

>90 degrees
>65% humidity
I should’ve stayed inside. I almost puked and didn’t finish my porch.

>>10020020
>>10020035

yeah your problem is startup capital. if you're playing with 1k and that's it then you have to take on substantial risk. what you should be doing if you're that poor is increasing your income, not gambling what little savings you have. it's a moot point. and yeah don't gamble on options as a newbie you'll lose everything. investing is the least of your worries right now saving is what you should be worried about and even just continuously dumping all of your pay into dividend stocks is better than what you're doing right now. but you said it was "play money" and you're "hyper aggressive." so i answered. that doesn't sound like div stocks to me. but really the answer is you're just poor with no plan

>>10020063
yes.... DIA or better yet, use the Dogs of the DOW strategy which is superior to any trading strategy

>>10020045
KOSPI

but korea has had some employment, gdp, and economic problems lately. They have a really retarded lefty government right now that is intervening and doing really stupid shit.

>>10020085
J-nomics has three pillars: job creation led by the public sector, expansion of the social safety net with a particular focus on unemployed youth and retirees, and the reform of large multinational Korean corporations known as chaebol. These policies are representative of Moon’s fundamental shift in thinking from his predecessors that helped him win the election. Whereas Park Geun-hye and Lee Myung-bak embraced the idea that jobs were created as a result of growth, Moon has inverted this causal relationship, reaffirming his longstanding preference for “income-led growth” in a speech given to the National Assembly on June 12.

>>10020001
Wait until Friday evening to buy shit, rookies. It is the Russel index rebalance, where the winenrs are added to the 100 index and less-winners go to the 200 index. Big and surprising price moves will happen that day. Wait for big moves downward after lunch, in stocks that have been moving up solidly and steeply lately. Friday might be our best entry day of the year.

>>10020069
Yeah, I'm poor with no plan. I've put aside money from each check for the past couple months, and I've got about 1k that isn't essential to me currently aside. I realize that it does nothing for me in a savings account and that as things stand, I will ALWAYS be poor.

I'm due for a promotion anytime within the next few months, but I want to start making my money do more that sit and slowly lose value.

>>10020117
you can accumulate acres of this for cheap.

>>10019895
I'm going to give you some amazing advice here. This is how I made over 320% on Tandem Diabetes, which is around $25 dollars now, when I made my major buy just below $4.

You gotta do a decent amount of research, but what you want to buy is a ton of insider buys (Bio and Tech, tend to work best for this, but they aren't only categories. Also, this should be a small to mid-size company. This does not really work for large-cap) in companies that are near 52-week lows.


Insiders know more than us about what is on the way.


Also, research companies that people aren't talking about. Small cap is outgaining large cap for good reason right now, and there is a ton more of potential.

all what you read here is lies
Just listen to Buffet words and you will be rich

>>10020037
>implying I didnt buy a bunch of BAC long calls on Friday 10 minutes before market close

Seriously though, ez money on BAC this week, assuming it doesnt spike back up Monday morning. Good entry price right now

>>10020144
I'm curious about how you go about researching stocks that no one is talking about? Do you just look for really cheap stocks and then Google them? I'm over-simplifying, but as I've made abundantly clear: I'm a noob

>>10020117
then lemme give you the hard truth. investing is a long game, and if you start small you will never have any real money until you're retirement age (30-40 years). so if you're looking to invest, understand that. if you're trying to take on more risk and potentially make something quickly on 1 grand, it's possible but it's literally gambling and you will almost certainly lose.

in your situation i would recommend getting your income and savings rate up as high as possible, and in the meantime learn as much as you can about investing and how markets work. it's up to you if you want to gamble or not. if i were you i would put the 1k in a low cost etf and treat it like a slightly better savings account, and focus on making more money

>>10020164
Buffet's strategy might not work for 2020-2040

>>10020117
>Due for a promotion
Lmao ok buddy. They're gonna string ya along indefinitely with that line. You gotta demand that shit yesterday

>>10020085
>but korea has had some employment, gdp, and economic problems lately. They have a really retarded lefty government right now that is intervening and doing really stupid shit.
true but this chart looks like a hell of a reversal, and on some genuine good news too. especially if EMs get a bounce. ill atleast swing it for a day or two (EWY that is)

>Whereas Park Geun-hye and Lee Myung-bak embraced the idea that jobs were created as a result of growth, Moon has inverted this causal relationship
this is substantially less retarded. sounds like good news to me

>>10020197
Yeah well, then youll have bigger problems than money
like the black plague

>>10020128
And what the heck is a boy like me gonna do with acres worth of desert?

>>10020192
Smart and reasonable advice. I appreciate it, really

>>10020198
I say "due" because I've been on my bosses' asses about it for the past month. Even our division manager threw my name out when looking for a personal assistant. I'm not a typically assertive person, but I've really been on them about this because I'm sick of making 10 an hour and being a wage-slave. Hence, trying to find a cheat code for life on a Ugandan hentai image board.

>>10020217
dont fall for the etf meme
Buy individual dividend aristocrats

>>10020210
well.
theres dirt

>>10020217
>>10020236
this is also an option, but i prefer the etf route because you can use it as your savings account (add money every check) and not have any additional costs. dividends are taxable events so you'd be paying taxes on that the whole way. better to just accumulate in your new "savings account" and then when you want to sell you'll have shares that are long term and cap gains will be very low or 0 for your income level

>>10020263
ETFs are for uniroinic boomers that cant calculate yield on cost

There is literally no reason to not buy all the dividend aristcrats on sale like KMB and Campbells soup and fucking PROCTER AND GAMBLE like you have to be literally retarded not to buy these holy shit

Fuck Fyuck fuck just BUY IT NYA

>>10020236
Fuck etf's boring and passive shit

>>10020308
I have 50K to invest but my manager is saying go with etf. What are dividends and why should I buy them instead?

>>10020191
It's a good question. This is autistic as fuck, but I'll go to finviz (The best free stock tracking and charting site in my opinion) and I'll sometimes just bounce from stock to stock doing it either by letter (Even more autistic) or by sector. Yes I really have done it, and over time, if something stands out as a good concept or investment idea, and the charts look good (Charts are important and can give you a sense of upward momentum, but don't just judge a stock on a buy or sell basis by the chart) I'll investigate further, and make a possible buy decision.

You want to also have a large list of stocks you like, but are maybe priced too high. Look for big drops, and buy on those drops, just as long as the fundamentals are good.

All this has helped me gain 72% in my first 10 months doing this. If you put in the work, anyone can do it.

>>10020327
oh my god dude
You can literally qquit your job and retire right now do you even realize that?

>>10020327
Keep your money in a money market account and read for a few months, or at least until you know what a dividend is.

I want to diversify into commodities but I'm a hoodlet

what decent commodity ETFs do you all recommend? Any with decent div yields?

>>10020210
Deserts are islands for the Gods !

>>10020342
lol what how?

>>10020347
I've tried, but I have a brain for history, not math/economics. I get that its basically a few cents kickback but I dont see how thats worth anything

>>10020353
also rate my portfolio (AMD not included)

>>10020342

how? by being a successful trader?

>>10020357
just become a neet for like 4 years while reinvesting dividends into PEP or PG or KMB lol what the fuck is wrong with you? you realize most people have no savings? just revive your dividends and reinvest them

>>10020308
100% options for a CHAD strategy.

>>10020177
BAC is downtrending though. I think it can still go lower.

>>10020373
nothing to do with trading its reinvesting divs

>>10020410
>BAC is downtrending
You fucking what mate? Its going sideways and theres a fundamental catalyst that will push it up

>>10020411
? if you're reinvesting them that's not spendable cash so how could he quit his job?

>>10020411
If dividends had a cooler name like cloud cash injections I might consider them. Right now they are way too lame.

>>10020399
what do you mean no savings? how do they live then lol?


sounds risky, thats the problem. All these things will tank at any moment

>>10020419
I said NEET it up for a few years
unless you hate your family, I dont see the problem

>>10020429
most people live paycheck to paycheck, did you really not know that?

>>10020429
also thery already did Tank you nigger thats why Im saying to buy them

>>10020452
um you're gonna have to explain how he's going to go from 50k to retired in 4 years while he does nothing but neet and reinvest dividends. after 4 years his divs will pay him like 100 bucks a month lol

>>10020452
No, I find that hard to believe. How do they have homes and cars then?

One more question though. Do dividend amounts change? like can they stop giving me then at some point?

>>10020459
you really think campbells fucking soup will rebound? who buys that shit? I don't reall know much about the other two you listed

>>10020465
learning desert survival and having 40 acres.
You buy lots of plastic bags to collect water off trees. For protein you have a big cricket farm.

>>10020468
oh my god
They are dividend aristocrats, they raise them substantially every year, which means by 10 years youll be receiving 1k checks every month from world class companies

>>10020465
nope, its more than that you Nog

Fools
How embarrassing

>>10020478
starting to believe that this is the ultimate goal of the div posters

Futures look to bog, gold rising....

>>10020401
300% is true CHAD strategy.

>>10020417
it's bouncing off resistance and losing momentum. not a strong downtrend but still trending down.

>>10020491

this was my original point

>bro just invest your 50k and you'll be getting 1k a month dividends in ten years

meanwhile, he could invest 50k in growth, fuck dividends, and in 10 years be making at least double that a month of off capital appreciation, which then if he wanted could re-invest into something that pays a dividend or distribution

the div strategy is a literal meme. you give up growth potential for the comfort of a "foolproof" feelgood plan, which yes, will work, but will result in a much lesser outcome than growth

>>10020533
*squirt* Dont fucking come at me with a fucking daily candle chart you fucking nigger cunt Bitch fuck
Ive studied this chart forever
Im triggered and Offended as fuck mother fucker

>>10020491
thanks for the help man. Gonna bring this up with my guy. sounds better than the mutual funds i uusally buy

>>10020549
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck your growth stock meme
You have to sell your stock to revive gains
I have BRKB as a supliment, Im not investing in individual growth stocks like a Pussy Bitch
I want INCOME

Where are my volatility call owners at?

>>10020568
so then invest in a growth mutual fund and have someone else buy and sell for you? then be paid a distribution that you re-invest just like your dividends. only after 10 years you'll have a lot more money than your strategy

>>10020591
thats the most retarded thing Ive ever heard in my life
What the hell is wrong with you? Are you taking advantage of my condition?

>>10020608
no man have fun with your desert land or whatever. good luck in your investment goals

>>10020648
Mother fucker

>>10020549
Or you can find a company that has potential for both. T is yielding 6.5% right now and has just acquired a bunch of companies. A lot of oil MLPs are trading at all time lows with insane 15%+ yields. If oil gets a bump, these shares of partnership will double in value as they have historically.

>>10020337
How do you find the time? Do you do your reattach on the weekends?

>>10020583
Bought UVXY 8 Calls for cheap last week as a hedge, workin out good so far.

Welcome back to 2 hours from then
The Nikkei opens at a pump gap up
Will Japs save the market 2 weeks in a row? The answer is yes

>>10020553

GREEN

GREEN

GREEN

fuck yes, gonna be a good week.

Is pro wrestling art?

>>10021007
get that point and nigger shit out of here

>>10019586
Nice, I just picked up position last week. Wish I had bought more.

>>10021007
BULL.FLAG

>>10021007
so to invest I just draw the most obvious pattern I see on top of the graph?

wouldn't drawing algorithms already be beating the market to a pulp

>>10021054
Bleghhhh x.x
>>10021028
Kek >.>

>>10020235
Hope you're looking for other work. They will give you a promotion "since that's what you're whining about" but your pay raise will be shit.

>>10021072
>wouldn't drawing algorithms already be beating the market to a pulp

I draw my lines in 500 dimensions. And, I beat the market to a pulp.

Elon musk in maximum shitposting mode.

Here are the semi-truck AI driving modes.

$350 monday.

>>10021114
Have fun collecting all that data to be able to do that. You could just start a business at that point instead of beating the market.

>>10020364
you're the anon who posted your portfolio last week right?

Looking a lot better. Telecomms are really low right now and usually have good dividends (look into T & TMUS).

what is your AMD entry?

>>10021127
I've been running a live system for almost 2.5 years.

REEEEE the nikkei turned to a bearish trend! BOJ is not in the house!

>>10021154
That's nice, how do you get that many dimensions? Do you use twitter / news aggregators / google trends or more market analysis?

>>10021143
Not him but why reccomend TMUS? Looking at the graph it had a HUGE spike in the past few months, wouldn't it be nearing a downtrend soon? I'm new to stocks so I'm just curious as to why you think it is a good buy since my novice tier brain doesn't get it.

>>10020337
Whats your strategy after you start a position?

How do you decide wether to hold if your entry point starts getting shakey?

>>10020364
Amazing port
should have bought PEP though

>>10021183
>That's nice, how do you get that many dimensions?

Well, that's really the trick, isn't it? I use an approach that would make a Dowist proud.

>>10021185
They're a smaller and more agile company. More room for growth, + with a potential merger with sprint (should go through now that the T merger went). Personally I've experienced a lot more buzz regarding T-Mobile as a company than AT&T in my 5 years as a cell phone customer (take that with a grain of salt tho)

T is probably a safer bet tho.

>>10021183
Me instantiate TD sequential & MACD into hilbert space then topographically map them with Markov fields

>>10021212
I got no idea never researched fintech

Maybe options graphs?

1 hour to Chink exchange open but everything is kind of tanking with no survivors right now
so uhh If you have chink stocks start praying

>>10021277
N-no

My $IQ... please chinks dont do this to me

>>10021346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UwW1ZqMic

fastforward through their most popular show ever

pre-tax basis or after-tax?

>>10021007
found the penis

we've seen the top 25% correction incoming

>>10021469
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/25/trump-is-reportedly-planning-new-restrictionsagainst-china-wsj-repor.html

Treasury is crafting rules that would block firms with at least 25% Chinese ownership from buying companies involved in ‘industrially significant technology’

WASHINGTON—President Donald Trump, already embroiled in a trade battle with China, plans to ratchet commercial tensions higher by barring many Chinese companies from investing in U.S. technology firms, and by blocking additional technology exports to Beijing, said people familiar with administration plans.

Trump news hits futures, all red now

RIPPPPPPPPP

I'm so fucking tired of work
Another 12 after working three weeks straight. Going to go for 80 hours this week. Going to burn myself hardcore set a goal and I'll try to do it but fuck man I haven't had more than 6 hours of sleep been living on fast food and preworkout. I'm miserable.

>>10021593

>>10021355
LMAO I played this on 2x, hillarious

>>10021632
might as well take up heroin, its over for you

>>10021632
Arbeit macht frei

>>10021649
It really is in many ways. My life's a fucking meme and it is shit I want to die literally fucking daily. I'm not even being beta. I'm going to kill myself since I fucked myself into a corner. I sleep with a gun daily and cuddle it.

Kill me, kill china. We're all dying if I'm dying. I will make sure of it

So UNIT is paying a dividend soon, do I buy in bros?

>>10021674
um? what the fuck did you do? if you're working that much and not saving and investing a bunch of it you fucked up somewhere

>>10021676
I feel like EU, korea, and japan are too cucked and stupid to ever challenge China ripping off the world.

Why are boomers so excited about cash instruments and bonds now?
Do interest rates actually fuck up securities as much as they claim they do?

>>10021697
no boomers get moist over 3% "safe" returns because they're retarded in a profoundly functional way

>>10021632
what do you do for work?

>>10021706
but that doesn't even compete with inflation

>>10021674
I mean 40 hours is already mind numbing torture
80 hours I would unironically kill myself overdosing on opiate alchohol combination to deal with the pain

>>10021469
Penises :D....

>>10021578
Unironically your last chance for buy GoPro before it moon $15

>>10021687
I'm saving and investing. This is short term. Only for two more months than school. Going to live off my savings with no job until school is finished than go back rapid overtime again than move.

>>10021697
corporate bonds are offering higher yields too...
It doesnt matter thoiugh because dividend stocks raise their dividends to outperformt them

>>10021718
what part of functionally retarded didn't you understand?

>if you only knew how bad it really is

>>10021697
Yes, it is supposed to be the tough love measure from the fed to keep the market in a healthy boom bust cycle. Since we have kicked the can for so long with low interest rates, the bandaid will certainly hurt to take off now.

>>10021722
same there's no way i'd work 80 hours a week even if you told me in 5 years i'd be retired for life. not worth

>>10021754
>>10021722
Bitches. Life's hard you have to be extreme. Tbqh tho I'm probably going to be drunk the whole time bitching on here.

>>10021714
Manual labor. It's hard man stuff.

>>10021674
>My life's a fucking meme
>I fucked myself into a corner

>>10021733
that part. what does that mean? i asked you why you're in that position

>>10021346
Dont sell you are going to get bogged hard. I got bogged twice for selling IQ and it when up like crazy after selling.

>>10021765
>Manual labor. It's hard man stuff.

I did 70+hr weeks working construction but in a higher end trade, so we really only "work" maybe two hours out of the day. The rest is just planning, getting material round up, paper-work, bullshitting.

>>10021774
Can't say. My life is begging to be over though. I hate myself. It's just nature weeding out weakness tbqh.

>>10021787
Lucky.

>>10021765
be better with money, or ditch your wife and kids
80 hours will literally kill you faster than alcohol

>>10021689
It's this: a country that makes up 1/5th of the world, full of business and cheap goods, and global trade will always lead to brighter opportunities for making money.
So China gets to get away with mass atrocities, IP theft and all this bad shit, and if a country (like the United States) gets fed up with how China treats its civilians, they ask "So do you want to do business or not?" (I still hate China, hasn't changed there)

Fucking blight of a nation China is, and all the other superpowers act like pussy-whipped faggot shadows of what they once were. The United States has glimmers of change and fire in the eyes, and the rest of the world perceives the United States want of political, and cultural change (for better and for worse) as "lolol exdee; drumpf again" cause they have no critical thinking skills beyond a minutes time. Trump needs to garner allies before he takes on the whole world at once though, that's a fools errand imo

plenty of mock federations in this world that are just kabuki theater as well; need to be disbanded cause they're a waste of time and money
term limits on congressmen and election assistance funds would do wonders for modernizing this country, we'd all be much richer for embracing change now than living 50 years in the past

>>10016316
Wanted to ask but the old thread got archived. What made you invest into netflix? Like what were the signs? I'm not gonna ask who to invest in but why netflix? What did they do? Also people are pulling out so getting in now wouldn't be the smartest idea for me.

radical

hope you're in safe stocks

>>10021802
>Can't say

alright fag go bitch elsewhere then

chick market down but not by much

>>10021806
I'm drinking alcohol with it. I don't have family or friends or anybody. My dream is too own a farm and live a simple life with no internet. Like pic related except only animals. Nice cows nice chickens..

>>10021836
.__.

>>10021244
You're probably joking, but if you're not, how do you preserve completeness of the Hilbert space (specifically whats your distance metric and inner product)?

>mfw you cucks crying about working when Me unironically and literally have enough opiates & alcohol in me ATM to stop Oprah Winfrey from breathing because am in mind blowing tripping 10/10 pain

>>10021858
working those hours, you could afford a midwest farm by the end of the year

Unless you are doing something stupid like paying rent lol

>>10021823
Sorry meant to post this.

>>10021889
I still have to go to school and do other stuff...I'm paying rent yes...I don't want to live in this city once I get my associates degree...

>>10021902
yep, after reading this sentence I know for a fact its over for you
Im very sorry, you have my deepest condolences

>>10021884
Baka Kneepads!

>>10021884
you were dying of something, what was it like stage 7 gay or something? mesothelioma?

>>10021884

you're larping. you're not terminally ill. you went to starbucks and got a free hot chocolate just fine

>>10021912
don't be mean anon be nice...i have no clue how to get a farm and I can't even drive at 26 but I want to live on one...nyway i have to sleep only 5 hours until I wake up. Gn anons ily all and I'm going to be here daily owo. At least it'll be a bump owo

>>10021957
Im not mean I just tell the truth
If you werent gifted the gift of family to accept you as NEET for a few years and have to pay rent, you are financially burdened for life
College is a scam, you coulod have put that money into Pepsico stock and been retired by now

>>10021143
yes, I am that anon.
I have perhaps too much of my portfolio in AMD (30 shares), but I do have long-term hope for it.
I just don't have long-term hope for the market in general, which is going to make my bullishness on AMD not matter in the long run. I'm not looking forward to tomorrow.

I plan on investing in T, CL, CLX, and APD when I get the disposable income for it again. I'll probably start with T since it seems really undervalued.
I threw all I could warrant losing at AMD to hodl for the long term (stupid considering no divs), so now I'm going to save back up and continually re-invest in Dividend Aristocrats.

>>10020353
bump for this btw

>>10021978
I was gifted by it but I'm 26. I've lived with them since I was 22 but I have mental problems. Only reason I'm getting a 4 year is because I want to live in Japan one day. Besides college isn't THAT expensive.

Would it be retarded for me to take out 1k from my 529 plan and invest in stocks? I'm not going to be using the majority of it as my education is cheap.

>>10022003
>its not that expensive blah blah blah
You work 80 hours a week
Its time to either kill yourself or start over completely
No excuses, Japan is for the Japanese
quit 1 job, drop out of college, and go all in on Campbell soup. Im serious

>>10022017
>taking money out of his most valuable investment before it's even paying dividends to throw into what is essentially a casino with slightly better odds
anon, I...

What do I do if I work 40 hours a week and can't really monitor anything going on while the market is open?
I used to have fun trading during the day with /rhg/ but that's not feasible anymore.

>>10022037
Are you retarded? I'm sleeping stop avatarfagging to my posts .___. ur ideas are shit no offense. Have a NICE night anom

>>10022052
limit/stop loss/stop limit/ orders
don't day trade

>>10022069
Have a nice DEATH

>>10022037
you've converted me how would you retire off 50k?

>>10022037
(He's not going to make it; no drivers license, no Ferrari bruh)

>>10022084
JPM
BAC
C
JNJ
PG
PEP
KMB
VWOB/NBO

these are pretty much the best buys RIGHT NOW

>>10021926
Reminder to short SBUX because they are giving away free stuff

>>10021877
Oh god if me not on enough drugs to kill Heath ledger would totally be able for answer this

But 1) the python script that handles this issue essentially brute forces that problem by just adding any point the Cauchy sequence not defined therefore the inner product not matter!

2)MACD magically adheres to L2 and is thus the distance metric

>>10022081
how did you get money to invest in div stocks? parents?

aaaaaaaand yes thats right boys and girls
Its time for the end of month Junk Bond rally once again
Buy as many junk bond etfs as you can

>>10022037
>Japan is for the Japanese
fuck that.

>>10022225
no I have no inheritance except physical items
I worked at grocery stores for 5 years + passive income from other investments

>>10022239
thats the way its gotta be

>>10022254
like what? i can't think of any better use for roi than the market. stuff like vending machines and housing is a hassle

>>10022278
No, it doesn't.

>>10022280
I mentioned in last thread I make passive income weekly from renting out equipment to holywood

>>10022281
lol
people who say they want to move to japan are scum
Stop ruining japan with your gachin shit

>>10022296
By respecting their culture and wanting to partake in it while knowing i am not japanese but irish? Yeah, what a scumbag weeb i am.

>>10022305
yeah, respect it from your own homeland and visit every now and then
Or youre just an invader

>>10022320
I'm not an invader if i have no home.

>>10022326
You cant just pretend to be a Nip
You are a certain nationality, so stay there and make it better

>>10022337
I hate america. I want this place to get worse actually because i hate the people who live here so much.

>>10020107
>Wait until Friday evening to buy shit
>Russel index rebalance
>Big and surprising price moves will happen that day
>Wait for big moves downward after lunch, in stocks that have been moving up solidly and steeply lately
intradasteng

>>10022346
I thought you said you from Ireland?

Anyway, you need not worry because soon you will be dead when the blackhole hits

>>10020308
>>10020327
>>10020342
>>10020357
>>10020399
>>10020429
>>10020459
>>10020468
>>10020491
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>>10020683

>>10022377
>because soon you will be dead when the blackhole hits
Checked, explain

>>10022397
well, Im not sure if you are aware of this but the blackhole is coming within the next 200 years

Of course, no one will tell you this, there needs to be a blackhole right now in order to stop the collision with the Adromeda, an in order to save the rest of the milky way life well its a noble sacrifice toi take

>>10022110
Why are banKS good rn if they've been down trending recently? And why us Pepsi always memed cause it looks like it's also on a downtrend?

>>10022439
dude i'm gonna be dead by then and honestly i think i couldn't raise children in a society as disgusting as america and as racist as japan so this literally does not affect me in any sort of way

>>10022466
I want to rip your throat out of your fucking face

Why are banks good? Rising interest rates, dividend growth, massive cashflow, got it?

>>10022469
Well then see you on the battlefield commie nigger good luck getting to japan you fuck

>>10022488
My grandpa fought against commies in the vietnam war and i'm proud of him everyday. Watch your wording nigger

>>10022501
I fought against commies in 2017 and 2018 stop inavdading other countries

>>10022466

>i like to buy things when they're high, it makes me feel good. why would i want to buy them when they're low?

>>10022346
Ahahahah.
Ha. You hate America? Do you mind going into the reasoning so I can try to get your perspective on the situation?

>>10022235
i think this next couple days to weeks is gonna be ugly for junk bonds senpai

>fed raises money rates
>banks start offering money accounts with higher money rates
>boomers salivate over guaranteed 2% returns
>banks use their moneys and collect the interest for themselves

>>10022508
i fought too you dumb nigger. I hope next time you watch who you call a commie on /biz/
>>10022521
Really degenerate society that's bad from all sides slowly killing the world with our overthrown government who hates the people it rules and kills everything it touches

>>10022522
Its the end of the month ralley though
time for that Short Term trade! Based!

>>10022533
says the guy retreating to japan? Ya scum

>>10022545
I don't wanna but this country is a sinking turd. I wanna get into politics but i doubt that would change anything in the grand scheme of things. You think i just wanna leave the country that my grandpa got PTSD fighting for? Its a sad state anon

>>10022560
havenmt you read James Mason?
You need to stay and fight the enemy to the death, no matter what
Beat the shit out of commies, that why I got fired
But never retreat

>>10022572
>that why I got fired

story time

>>10022488
Nigger I've just started looking into stocks for the past 2 weeks I'm a low IQ stocklet trying to get ENLIGHTENED

>>10022572
>Beat the shit out of commies, that why I got fired
explain, you may be on to something. Do you believe in the life of our greatest president andrew jackson btw?

>>10022588
NO
Workplace violence with a pussy ass commie that should be killed

>>10022595
Im more Julias Evola/ Adolf Hitler

>>10022520
Prpsi had shitty returns over 5+ years and has shifty div/yields. Just trying to understand why shit ike Pepsi makes for a good investment when telecom like T has double the div/yield.

>>10022618
excuse moi but Pepsi is the greatest dividend growth + regular growth satock of all time

You are aware of the consumer death right? Buy the Dip and never look back

how much is china pumping up their markets? barely up for the day seems fishy

>>10022649
they are still going down

>>10022536
yeah ive been doin it with a little safety money, but im not gonna this time. the rallies on tose things have been getting weaker and weaker. you can see it super clear on weekly candles

i think its mirroring its last big bouncy ball formation (a very technical formation). it looks almost identical. i think the reason is different, but regardless, sentiment for high yield debt seems to be waning and will likely decrease until we see higher yields i think

my main thing is, see how tight the bollinger bands are? thats always followed by a downside move for WEEKS afterwards. never once on that whole chart does it happen otherwise. as a short term trade, i think its no good this time

>>10022665
I could say... my high yield bond buy will be a hedge for my bank stocks

>>10022634
So is PEP good buy rn still? I fell for chunk meme and lost $150 on IQ and scared of losing more. Might pull out when it gets back to $39-40 and just put my $6k in banks, telecom and PEP with an extra $1.2k a month distributed evenly

>>10022655
nah they are propped just green

>>10022706
look, I bought PEP at 96, I cant honestly say right now is the best entry point, even though I know it will go up more

You want to buy RIGHT NOW
JPM
KMB
These are important, understand? Buy these quickly. And you have to buy both

>>10022725
Can you give an IQlet a small glimpse into your omniscient mind as to the reasoning for these two?

>>10019455
IQ GRANT ME YOUR POWER. BLESS THIS DAY PLEASE.

>>10022687
you do you
im short em already cuz i noticed this on friday.
the BBs have NEVER been this tight before. i think theyre gonna get dumped hard in the next few weeks. like legendarily hard (for bonds). and the stochastic looks like its dying or something. idk, its a pretty predictable chart, and i can see whats comin. ill just go with DSUM instead

>>10022752
sure, why not!

>JPM and KMB will satisfy your portfolios diveristy with a financial + non consumer cylindrical
>JPM, one of the banks, has infinite cash flow + rising rates on the forecast, and unlike C and BAC, it has dividends next month makin it more liekly for a run up!

>KMB is the paper company that makes Pampers and all tissues including kleenex and huggies and all that! One of the greatest money managed companies of all time and raising their dividends substationally and right now has a starting yield of 3.99 which is actually BONKERS

BONKERS, do you understand yet?

>>10022782
still fine
maybe the reason banks havent mooned yet is because they are waiting for C Bonds divs

So what does /smg/ do to fund their investments? I don't have a college degree, so I'm currently wage-cucking for QuikTrip.

ARE YOU GUYS READY?!?

>>10022854
god of the universe

>>10022889
fuck yea, dont wanna lose my winning streak though and sadly have day trading 90 day restriction. sucks balls

>>10022810
Thank you anon! So I was also planning on putting some cash in BAC, C, T and other banks/telecom. Gonna leave a bit in tech stocks buy put a decent percentage into these two.

I'm assuming DCA'ing these stocks wouldn't be an awful idea?

WHO'S EXCITED FOR TOMORROW

>>10022957
whats tomorrow?

>>10022915
well if you are income investing, I dont recommend T, because they are shit growers and sometimes even remove a penny

BAC and C are exellent but banks have their divs one month after each other, the good trio BAC C and JPM, and JPM is next in line, so that better, + its actually lower in relation to C which has performed better recent;ly

>>10022965
Monday

>>10022957

right here sir

Hope all of y'all are ready for whatever comes
I got no fucking clue at this point what's going to happen
fuck chinks 1998

Futures just keep going down. I think we see a -5% day this week.

>>10022992
friendly reminder that not even month ago Nasdaq futures were at -3% then closed green the next day

Golden bull is on and fuck the haters. Back to you

>>10022973
So what you're telling me to do is switch up which bank to put the cash in every month based on dividend payouts, correct?

So this month JPM, next month BAC, after that C, etc. Not sure if that's the order bUT I'll look it up.

>>10022990

>>10022957
I AM READY

MOON MEN, SPEAK TO ME

>>10022221
dank. ty qt. going to try something similar but a graph laplacian based method. Figure I might just be able to take the top few eigenvectors and find some quick goto rules for e z mone.

>>10023040
You are correct

It goes C, BAC, JPM month after month

>>10023075
Ty for advice anon, I appreciate it

>>10022528
Does anyone believe this is going to happen? Wells Fargo did the math years ago. Its why they offer 0.05% APR on their savings accounts. The accounts they'd lose does not offset the ammount they make jewing interest. Boomers are too complacent with their money.

I'm loaded up with 2000 shares of LTBR at 1.02, 100 shares of GBR at 1.40, and two 6/29 $34 IQ puts. Not expecting much of anything for this coming week, but last week was insane so I'm not going totally hambone.

>>10023099
my pleasure

>>10022823
i think thats exactly what theyre doing
theyre not buying them yet because they know theyre going to dump and there will be way better yields.

look at this chart.
every time the bollinger bands move down sharply like this, it means corporate debt is in for a dump. thats hardly even negotiable, as its happened every time. this is the lowest the width has been in 10 years.

the interesting thing, is when i compared it with the S&P and the VIX, i found that every single major corporate bond dump causes a move upward in volatility and eventually a large dip.

i think we should be planning accordingly for increasing vol and a very large dip to buy at some point (ie as vol increases be increasing amount of cash holdings) within a few weeks to a few months depending on how far bonds dump. if they go to the center of the earth, abandon ship. if not, get ready for an AWESOME dip.

>>10022957
I got my pink wojaks all revved up for the JUSTing of a lifetime tomorrow. Like RKG said, it'll be like the elevator scene from The Shining.

>>10019522
Don't tell me you waste your time performing DD and researching instead of shitposting with us in /smg/.

>>10023149
ah yes, I wanted to ask ye, could you show an overlay of Berkshire Hathaway and BAC? I just want people to know what Buffet is doing

>>10022992
>>10023223
>-5% on nasdaq
>elevator scene from the shining
sure. maybe not this week, but if corp debt dumps again, and VIX starts moving up, im getting out of all equities
see >>10023149

it leads by anywhere from a week to a couple month. every time. those bond jews know how to sniff out credit risk, ill tell you what

>>10023264
sure, hold on
both lines fine? or one in particular with candles?

>>10023244
exactly, DD will just make you stupid. Just use high IQ and confidence to invest.

>>10023288
anything is fine , lines I guess, to showcase buffet is heavy in banks

>>10023134
>LTBR at 1.02

That time again. Thanks for the reminder. You should check out DELT too.

>>10023305
I just use my magic 8-ball.

>>10023147
So theres no minimum holding time to receive dividends? I can just buy a stock right before it pays out and sell it off to reap the rewards?

>>10019931
it's the other way around. you should play it safe until you get more money.


first $2,000->savings account as cash
then comfy large caps for a few ten thousand
then bonds
then small caps
once you get $100k you can start thinking about options

>>10023404
yes sir
Just own the stock going into the ex-div date and you can sell it and receive the div

Be careful, as market makers notch the stock down on this day, so way for the pump if you intend to sell

>>10023404
yes, you just need to hold it on the ex dividend date to get the dividend. On average, the stock goes down after the ex dividend date tho

Should big5guy and kneepadsgirl date? Vote here

>>10023523
No! !!!!

Comfy and reluctant kneepad girl

>>10023455

>79 posts by this ID

>>10023567
Ive done 120+
Im creating liquidity

>>10023455
That's fucking awesome.

>>10023585
How much do you invest at a time?

>>10023467
Terrible advice. You need to be holding the stock the day prior to the ex-div date to receive the dividend distribution. If you buy it on the ex-div date, the seller receives the dividend. Details are important.

>>10023611
what do you mean? it can range from 100 to 4000

>>10023638
I'm just a recently graduated 18 y/o with around 400 dollars to f*ck with until i get a job in the new area i just moved to. I'm asking because i guy said there's no point in investing >500 dollars at a time in stocks. Asking you because you seem like you know what you're talking about.

>>10023523
Thats gay tho.

>>10023653
its true, Im the only only on SMG with an IQ above 90, its sad really
But after suffering total loss, they will crawl back to me

>>10023695
I'm not disagreeing but you didn't answer my question

>>10023695
>Implying my IQ is not a higher numeral.

>>10023523
Yes. B5G and RKG are the perfect paring

>>10023720
Ah yes, the question, and a good question it is

The truth is, even investing 50 dollars is good. compounding interest is the most powerful force in the universe. You will become a billionaire if you stick to the strategy

>>10023653
lmao per stock or total? both is retarded, don't buy unless I have $1k . Otherwise too much goes to brokerage fees and I have a sum much larger than $500 in total

>>10023726
>HK50 28k
I pray for you

>>10023744
Absolutely checked. This is like the third time tonight. You're on fire lad

>>10023638
you should do LQD instead senpai
people still buy those investment grade ones desu and the yield is still 3.84%
itll increase with atleast two more hikes, so just scale in over the rest of the year.
the junk ones or for suckers to hold rn

also
i forgot i was gonna do the berk/BAC thing entirely and did this instead.
hold on

>>10023750
ha
so is it just buffet buying bank of america or something?

>>10023523
kneepad girl is a guy tho no?

>>10023762
maybe
Since I am trading it and not for the divs

>>10023791
yeah, the divs growth and cashflkow is better than anything, its an obvious buy, he is heavier on banks than consumers, otherwise berk would have performed better from buying pep and cambells or whatever
So that s UH A BUY

>>10023799
contrary to popular belief, I think the hands look like girl hands

>>10023825
do you have the pic? i strongly doubt its a girl desu

>>10023828
no, but that might just be how blood transfusion hands look like.. all pale and frail

>>10023817
i think its gonna be a month of reckoning for shit tier hi yield corporate debt. you dont wanna hold that while it crashes, its fucking ridiculous. it goes straight down fol like a month lol

see >>10023149

Nikkei about to close 0.7% down. no buy zone yet

>>10023881
yeah bonds are not good holds right now

It's past bedtime for good people

>>10021578
Ugh, thank God. Fuck the chinks. Bless god emperor Trump.

>>10023523
Yes.
Big5guy is single now and has expressed an interest in not marrying. Perfect for dating a dying hooker.

>>10023799
We don't have any confirmation on RKG's gender, but if RKG isn't a real chick, there is some very, very impressive dedication to pretending to be one from the conversations on here.

>>10023932
I'm actually still shorting the bond market :3

Post YFW you heard that /biz/ is a lesbian

>>10024107
I might buy TMV in morning

>>10024115
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
>I thought not.

>>10024133
Dank.
Long term (January 2019 or September 2018) puts on TLT are also fun.
Just don't fall for the "cheap" OTM meme

>>10024149
Kek.

>>10023799
no, why would you think that?

>>10024107
I have a t bill ladder. (basically 1 years that expire every quarter in a staggered fashion) they give better rates thank a bank account and they were outpreforming the stock market for a while there.

>>10024243
>I have a t bill ladder.
>they give better rates thank a bank account
I know they give better rates than a bank account. Savings accounts are a huge fucking scam.
Also, you're holding to expiration -- you won't lose money doing that. I'm just making a small speculative bet on yields going up. Shorting bonds long term is at least as stupid as shorting stocks long term, but we are getting rate hikes.

Also, how are you going about this t-bill ladder?
Are you using 2 year treasuries? Is it through a broker? I'm just a fucking kid using Robinhood with about 30 grand, and that definitely sounds like something I'll get into eventually.

>>10024107
Yes, I'm buying the treasuries through a broker and holding till expiration. Does RH let you buy actual bonds?

GONNA BE A RED DAY

For Euros I'd advise you to get into Kalray (ALKAL), they are gonna release their AI-oriented CPUs and neural network on a full system on International SuperComputing in Frankfurt this week.
They are leaders on that field so far.

>>10024427
If BFM (French equivalent of Jim Cramer) shills them, I am not buying

>>10024500
BFM is a 24/7 news TV channel, not really analoguous to Jim Cramer.
Still, they use tech from the CEA, that's why I got in.

>>10019665
Not representative. I am in Czech republic and it is missing from your stats, although I watching your podcasts since last Friday when anon here gave me the yt link
I like en. You should be proud of yourself

>>10019665
Was there a podcast ?
t. baguette

>>10024563
I mean
I know from insiders that most of the CEOs who got interviewed on BFM have an impending liquidity problem

New thread
>>10024680
>>10024680

>>10024679
Doubt it was the case, it was right after their IPO, they are loaded.

>>10024359
I think the best it can do is ETFs like TLT, SHY