/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10020352
The reality is that they hire cute girls or people they already know.

You're doing it wrong bro... find a mom and pop pizzeria or some shit and eat unlimited free food

Lulz

>>10020371
>hiring females, niggers, or people with connections
Ah yes, the usual employer faggotry

>>10020352
clearly you haven't tried your fathers method you neet. otherwise you would have "A" job. your father is correct if you shake enough hands and suck enough dicks someone will give you a bottom of the ladder job. clearly you don't want that otherwise you would try.

In a way, he's right. If you could cast away your social ineptitude, display the basic desirable traits for entry-level customer service, and show some perseverance, you probably would be accepted for such a shit job. But you'd rather complain.

mate you really should try asking for a job, even if your applications in. you can both put a face to your application and show that you want to go the extra mile for the job

>>10020434
>But you'd rather complain.

people who are inept socially cant actually show that type of traits all the time it will come off forced

youre an idiot

if you do manage to wing a interview right then you wont be able to maintain the image

normies are not sympathetic

they want you to be exactly like them

>>10020469
bruh fuck are you on about?

>>10020423
>>10020434
>>10020434
>boomers

>>10020449
>another boomer

>>10020485
autists cant give a manager a hand shake and look him in the eye were too afraid

its not possible. and if we did the amount of spaghetti that would get spilled would ruin your chances and make yourself feel cringe the rest of your life

its not worth it to try to pretend to be a social butterfly that youre not

>>10020503
fucking this

>>10020513

Quit crying like a fucking baby

>>10020520
I’ve been unemployed for 4 years because of these shithead employers, I think I am quite justified to cry about it

>>10020529
>its the employers fault that im too scared to give a fucking handshake and look them in the eye

>>10020552
>implying I haven’t already done this shit
fuck off boomerfag

>>10020552
ya society shouldnt be like this why should i have to be a cuck and be accepted by a stranger to make a living

they have to like you

why is my livlihood determined by anothers mans whims

>>10020529
>It's the employers fault I'm a useless piece of meat that's presumably done nothing with my life while living at home for years

>>10020569
>why is my livlihood determined by anothers mans whims
Because you lack marketable talents to make money on your own, probably like OP

>>10020579
you cant make money on your own somebody has to give you the money

nice try dumbass

im not going to go knock on my neighbors door and beg them so i can mow their lawn

its not how a person ought to live

I know, I went in to an applebees the other day asking for a job...my dad is making me too so that I can pay off some money I borrowed back in December. I went in dressed up in some clean jeans I washed that day and a tee shirt, the manager didn't even want to talk to me.

He kept saying something about needing work experience and that I need to work my way up from being a bus boy. Who the fuck does this guy think he is? He didn't even go to college, I asked him. Fucking boomers are so ignorant of how society is supposed to function, I swear to god.

>>10020579
what a boomer kys

>>10020560
Get your father to teach you how to handshake like a man you limp wristed autist.
It’s how I began my career at Goldman Sachs.

Lmao at forever unemployed neets
I could literally get a job any day of the week just by calling up and having a ten minute chat
I'm a social retard too so Lmao

>>10020615
>its all about that handshake brah
fuck you boomer

>>10020352
Nice blog.

>>10020598

Can't tell if this is trolling or not.

When I turned 18, I went to a shopping area, and went to every single restaurant in the area door-to-door getting and filling out applications. I was dressed nice (clean collared shirt and clean jeans and shoes) and wasn't dirty looking. I always asked to meet the manager and shake their hand and introduce yourself (slow times are between 2 and 4 autists, take note). After about 15 or so restaurants a new one offered me to do an on-the-spot interview.

Ended up getting the job that next day.

That was after being rejected for countless jobs (not being called ever, or not being accepted from the interview), not just the ones that day either.

So basically, if you REALLY want a job... you can find one. It won't be a super high-paying job but it will be something. Then you can work your way towards something better (my first job at 17 was a bus-boy which I got the same way).

So stop fucking crying you little bitches and realize you're in the real world where you get paid for being fucking useful and not just for being a special snowflake retard that you currently are. You won't get every single job you ask for.

>>10020617
it literally isn’t funny, being able to talk shouldn’t actually be a way to judge if someone is fit for a job, any job

if this world was truly a meritocracy it would value the work that you do not by your ability to fucking schmooze and dognose someone

>>10020679
>being able to talk shouldn’t actually be a way to judge if someone is fit for a job, any job

If you're gonna work for a restaurant and not be a cook then yeah you're gonna need some people skills you idiot

>>10020352
>>my dad says all I need to is.. “dress up, shake their hand, and tell the manager straight in the eye that I want a job.”

this is terrible advice, watch this video and you'll guarantee land the next job interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yI_WClCDiE

>>10020697
why the fuck would you need that much “peoples skill” just to get such a shitty job? fuck off cunt, it isn’t necessary

I got all my shit jobs walking in

but then again im also attractive and know how to play to my strengths

>>10020716
well from your posts you're clearly a little brat who has no self-awareness or understanding of gratitude. I wouldn't hire you either!

>>10020731
everyone thinks theyre a 10/10

if you ever go behind a reflective window then you can watch people every single person checks themselves in the mirror when they walk by

youd be amazed

>>10020752
I'm ugly as sin and I still look at my self in the mirror. So there goes your little theory, you fucking retard.

>>10020802
thats not the reason why i think that

i think they think that because most people do think theyre good looking

i was just sharing an interesting fact

>>10020740
I’m an adult man, certainly not a brat and I’ve literally tried everything in my power to get a minimum wage job so why don’t you go fuck off and be a shitstain elsewhere while I wallow in my own self pity

people like you don’t deserve to have jobs

>>10020819
>certainly not a brat

You've got the mentality of one

>>10020716
>why would i need people skills to be a waiter lol kys boomer XDD
you weren’t kidding about the autism thing huh

>>10020832
if bitching and complaining about shitstain employers is being a “brat” then I really don’t want to work for such an atrocious society

id sooner join communist rebels and kill all of you out of anger desu

>>10020858
for the record, numbskull, I had applied for being a dishwasher

>>10020981
>id sooner join communist rebels and kill all of you out of anger desu
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10020999
not even for ideological reasons either, just plain anger out of not being hired

but hey this could’ve been prevented if you just hired me right :^)

>>10021036
they won't hire you because they can sense you're a pussy that can't handle the real world and might actually be a fucking psychopath who will shoot the place up

>zero self-esteem.
This is your problem you brainlet. I literally did what your dad said and got hired.
Try having some confidence.

>>10020352
People offer me jobs all the time actually! funny story... My friend and I were standing directly in front of a Chipotle nearby a college. We were conversing about our various holdings in crypto when our discussion was disrupted by a clear wagie. We noticed him walking out of the Chipotle heading straight towards us wearing a suit and tie. "Get a load of this guy" said my friend. He approached us saying "You guys look quite young, would you like a job for the summer?" My friend and I exchanged a cocky smile then I turned to him and said. "Look buddy I'm actually very rich" He laughed it off thinking it was a joke, but his smile melted off his face when I pulled out my phone and showed him my Coinbase as well as my checking and savings accounts (which are linked by the way). "I-I'm sorry sir I didn't realize". "OHHH, so just because I'm wearing Crocs instead of Gucci you assumed that I was poor" The guy was beet red at this point and on the verge of tears. "FUCKING KEK" someone shouted as they drove past us, I looked to see who it was when I noticed he had several crypto bumper stickers on the back of his Impala. I chuckled in a cocky fashion as a crowd of people wearing crypto t-shirts surrounded us. "STUPID WAGIE" I heard one of them shout. I almost felt bad for the guy since he was full blown crying at this point. Then suddenly the door of the Chipotle swung open and out popped a sexy blond and a cute black girl. "Frank there is a customer complaining we need your help!" It was dead silent. I looked over at them and they both smiled at me. He wiped the tears off his face and looked at me, as if he was asking my permission to leave. "What are you waiting for wagie? TIK TOK..... back to work wagecuck." The whole crowed erupted in laughter, the two girls were both brought to their knees as they screamed in pure ecstasy. The wagie instinctively bent over, "No thanks bud I have two gorgeous girls to have sex with."

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>>10021157
actually, looking at most of your replies on here OP, low self-esteem is the least of your problems.
>Saged

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>>10020678

Why do people wear jeans to interviews Lmao.
Get some nicer clothes m8, t shirt and jeans are too casual for most interviews unless it's a labor job or something.

fill out the online employment forms

>>10021560
no I agree. but wearing slacks and a business shirt although it may have worked, for an 18 year old looking for a serving job it could be over the top / ridiculous.

For trying to get more important jobs, yeah dress better than jeans and a collared t-shirt.