/biz/ - Business & Finance

>prep the bull

>>10017567
can you blow my dick

>I will give you $10,000 per aborted 100% anglo-saxon fetus in a sealed plastic bag

I have hidden my credit card somewhere on my body. if you can find it with just your mouth, you can make one purchase on it of any amount you desire.

>>10017567
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>10017606
kek

>>10017567
Bcash has always been the real bitcoin

>rape u next week

>>10017666
satan checked

>>>10017046
>my 100yo balls are bigger

>>10017567
>Rotschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

>>10017567
>buy bitcoin

>>10017567
My linky stays super stinky 1k eoy check these digits

>>10017567
>We are both fertile, you know

>>10017583

That's good fucking money right there. A good $10k every three months if you wanna wait for it to grow a little

>>10017567

*If bogdanoff calls, tell him we're initiating phase III of Crab-17. We're dumping... all of it.*

>>10017567
> PFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

buy btc anon, 5800 was the bottom

>>10017936
spoken like someone who never tried to get pregnant

>just wait until the viagra kicks in

>"my name is warren buffet"

>>10019692

Major rule in life, when you try to have a kid, it's almost impossible. When you don't want a little bastard, it happens.

>my balls are extra salty

>>10017567
> Hey kid, you wanna buy some harvested baby brains? They taste just like rat poison.

>>10017567

You tremble before me, but it is not fear you should express. We are your harbinger. your resistance to our will is no more significant than an ant overcoming the force of a nova star. Now surrender your soul as nourishment to the collective child.

>>10017567
>Reply
"sell me your bitcoins, shitty goy"

>>10020544
I think he was actually saying something along the lines of "Invest In Swacchcoin if you care about the environment". That seems like a viable conversation to me ^_^

>>10017567
How much linkie to sniff your stinky

>>10017567
>I will secure an existence for our people and a future for white children

>>10017567
YOU NEED SOME LINK, IN YOUR LIFE!!!!

>>10017567
“do you really wanna know why I’m called the Oracle of Omaha?”

>>10017567

>I'm actually Satan reborn. Don't even think of telling anyone, and if you try I'll melt your skin with fire bitch.

>>10017567
You wanna see my masternode

>>10017567
>"CRAB-17 was a success"

>>10017567
You are invited to my cannibalistic orgy party =)

>>10017567
>bitcoin cash is real bitcoin