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>we’re looking for a team player

>> No.10017211

>we're looking for a non-incel non-male diverse individual with a huge cock

>> No.10017433
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Salary: competitive

>> No.10017445

>stakeholder management

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>here at X corp we value diversity and inclusion

>> No.10017516

>Extreme passion for playing and making video games

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>>10017189
Absolutely valid. At least 50% of men are either too autistic or too narcissistic to work well in groups, while 50% of the women are too weak or too spoiled. Non zero sum game, a group of 3 in sync coworkers yield at least 5 times the sum of their individual production.

>t. Chad 30-yo boomer business owner
Kys virgin neckbeard who cant get a job

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>>10017573
Mfw when im a CFA. Hate to break it to you bud but your free lance photography business is nothing to boast about

>> No.10017626

i love those threads

>> No.10017655

>>10017573
>Chad 30-yo boomer business owner

No coffee, just a falafel Pajeet...eeehhh sorry i meant Chad.

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>>10017189
>tfw can't get a job because even thought i know my shit in the interviews i just don't have that fake, hyper enthusiasm they're looking for.

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>>10017189

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>>10017189
>3 stage interview process

>> No.10017729

>>10017691
This should be illegal. Takes months

>> No.10017752

>>10017668
>were looking for a Rockstar

>> No.10017793

>>10017189
>Are you a ninja computer whizo?

>> No.10017821

>>10017752
I was in a group interview and I had a interviewer make that same comment. So I asked if they needed someone who could snort crank off a stripper's titties. That one brought down the house, at least the men liked it but the women were pissed. Needless to say I didn't get a call back.

>> No.10017825

Got every single interview I've ever done except for one I didn't want and basically called the company shit to their faces

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>>10017821
When a comoany asks for me to send them my favorite GIF on their application i just send them rare Pepes. Like any serious company cares about bullshit like that.

>> No.10017889

>>10017873
what retard fuck company asks for gifs

>> No.10017909

>>10017889
I applied for a company that asked for "anything that you find funny. could be a video or a picture". so hip

>> No.10017911

>asks for 5 years experience on a lvl 1 analyst position

>> No.10017941

>>10017909
>mexicancartelchainsaw.gif
heh..nothing personnel, normies

>> No.10017942

>>10017821
Kek anon, i sure wish this was true

>> No.10017968

>>10017189
How fucking old are you? Team player just means you're not a dick and can talk to other and reach some kind of understanding.
Jesus Christ, it's not rocket science

>> No.10017971

>>10017911
>asks for experience to get job
>need job to get experience

>> No.10017977

>>10017668
Hyper enthusiasm is just a litmus test for early quitters.