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TLT fag is kinda quiet. hopefully he's ok

>>17691956
I’m sweaty but I’ll hold.

>>17691956
If we end green today, I'll probably buy some SQQQ. We're definitely taking a huge dump tomorrow with all these quarantines and Bernie most likely having an ok night

NEVER STOPPING
BULLISH FOREVER

>>17691923
Yeah I figured. It was a little too much for them to handle under these conditions.

What if trump uses corona chan to make himself the new caesar and goes full fash. God I'm getting hard just thinking about it

and just like that spy will never be below 2800 again

GME making a steady climb

>>17691977
My bonds are getting ass blasted can confirm

oh my god it's STILL climbing

Remember, by the end of the month
>Italy will be recovering slowly
>France will be locked down entirely
>Germany will be locked down entirely
>England will be locked down entirely
>NYS and Wershington will be locked down entirely
but yeah tell me more about your bull run

>feds ran out of cash
PRINT MORE MONEY
PRINT MORE MONEY MOTHERFUCKAS
I DARE YOU
I DOUBLE DARE YOU

GO REGGIE GO REGGIE GO
GO REGGIE GO REGGIE GO

>>17692002
No it isn't...

>>17691996
pump and dump. even based reggie can't save that pile of shit.

1 trillion dollar pump

>>17692002
This is a natural and organic pump. Italy and the rest of Europe getting confined to their cucksheds, the national guard taking over NY and Washington needing imminent containment is actually bullish.

>>17692024

it bottomed out today, now it's growing organically
stfu about "pumps" we're back in the bull

>>17692011
>NY & Washington kikes locked up
That's the ultimate bull run.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>17691959
Doesn't mean there's powers behind the scene trying to fuck shit up though. Analysts with others have already said that this is a "perfect storm" to bring down a strong bull market, but the fact that both major events happened almost simultaneously is just weird. Especially since like I said it happened during the election year.
Obviously there's no way to prove it but.. come on now

BLOODY WEDNESDAY CONFIRMED

>>17692028
All to be taken out of the market and boomer pension fund inc by bastard neets. The pumpers gets what they deserve.

AND THEN GOD SAID
"LET THERE BE BULLS"

25K BY CLOSE
WE'RE BACK IN BULLTOWN BABY

>made $50 hustling BlackBerry today
am I daytrader now?

>>17692035
Makes sense to me. Keep buying.

>Be me
>Shortness of breath and coof
>There has already been a death in my county
>Call Emergency room asking if they have tests
>Yes anon, but you have to call the Coronavirus hotline first
>Call coronavirus hotline
>We’re sorry anon we can’t do anything until you call your primary care physician
>Call primary care physician
>Well anon, have you traveled outside of the country, or been around anyone who has?
>wtf? This thing has achieved community spread already why are you asking me that?
>Alright we will have the nurse practitioner call you back
>3 hours later, still no call back
>MFW

up 2.5% jesus christ

the pumping is real

>3:00:01

>>17691462
No you dont want to have to actually exercise the option unless you have a load of cash for buying the stocks, you just sell it for near its intrinsic value

>>17692067
Not until you're ruined like the rest of us

The fed pumps at the end of every day for the past two weeks get used to it.

Anyone buying into this is going to lose money

cant wait to open -5% tommorow

everything is getting overbought and we just had the first containment zone in NY and Washington state...stupid FOMO buyers are going to get burned at open

oh my god it's SO fucking bullish

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

Attention leaf anons: Pay attention to Real Matters. That stock has been rock solid through this entire freak out.

LAST CHANCE TO GET ON THE ORI TRAIN FOR THOSE SWEET DIVIS

>>17692072
kraut?

would be worried when you have fever, everyones ass is coofing

BUYING EVERYTHING WE MADE IT

Bump limit hit. Pls migrate over to the other thread in progress at leisure:

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>>17692096
Not really, more like 60/40

Don't buy

>>17692128
I need either a source or audio

>>17692195
MissPrincessKaye

>>17692215
Thank you

>>17691223
i need a red week for muhputs

>>17691253
They're gonna nuke NYC into the bay, screencap this.

>>17692072
Bergen?