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>>14861113
https://youtu.be/0mbKK5NGOfs

Hey! Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup.

If you love soup so much, why don’t you marry soup?

Because I’m already married, to justice.

Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.

I know everything you’re gonna-

Say, and I know everything you’re gonna-

Don’t.

Oh yeah? Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet!

Are you so dumb, you’d even answer rhetorical questions?

I don’t know? Do you?

We can play this game all night.

First of all, it’s daytime! And this is no game.

Checkmate!

Oh! So you admit that you’re checking me out, and you want to mate!

You got a license to sell hot-dogs, Chico man?

No, they wouldn’t give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out!

Oh yeah! You only got one peni? Let me see it…

See with your eyes, not with your mouth!

I’ll call your bluff, I’ll see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you, with my hand.

Ante up!

OoOh! Dammit!

What’s wrong?

I crapped out, but I’m tough, I can suck it up. Huoourgh!

Ok! Count of three, we show what’s under the loincloth! Weiner, take all!

1, 2, 3!