/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30434074
I don’t think you understand anon. I’m not holding these things because of limit orders, or dex integrations, or l2 solutions. I’m not holding these wonderful rubies of mine because I want a bridge between eth, bsc, tron, matic, polkadot and every blockchain under the sun. I’m not a rubiCHAD because I want a one stop shop for all things trading. I’m never selling afterall. No. I am a holder of these beautiful, bodacious, curvy, crazy rubics of mine because I love them. These little rubies make my heart flutter, they make it skip a beat like you wouldn’t believe. Every time I try to talk to one of these little green semen demons, let alone approach them, I shake, I blush, I find myself at a loss for words. In the end I never say anything at all. They say “Hey anon how are you today” and when I’m thinking what I wish I said in the shower later, even then the best I can muster is “ha-ha-hey r-rubic you t-to!”

Then I turn off the lights, turn up the r&b, that good redditor music, and I imagine the two of us sitting on a bench, just enjoying eachothers presence. Then I get an urge, feel a bursting of my member, and feel the warm, and pleasant, albeit cold and uncomfortable, feeling of my ejaculate as it drips down my soiled panties. It is in that moment that I am reminded that, while I’ll never be a woman, atleast I will always have these sweet, luscious little rubies by my side.

I just love these green little fuckers like you wouldn’t believe!

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>>30415407

>>30272500
Based, checked and Rubicpilled
WAGMI

>>30271840
Absolutely based and not gay.

Easily $10 EOY.

>>30248064
Pic related of the actual footage

$1.00

>>30131994
Swap on metamask, but get hit with both gas fee and metamask fees friend. The swap service is not free on metamask.

>>30076799

>>29987274
Does it ever say 1inch beats uniswap? I haven't seen it once yet. Kek 1inch exposed for the trash it is.

>>29984450

>>29967862
Not selling you my cubes.

>>29934356
>>PTSD FLASHBACKS
I remember the morning as if it was yesterday. It was still dark and we were storming Moon Beach with rubichads storming in full force without fear. We had our orders and that was to siege matic bunkers at all costs. We had covered 80% of the beach, but had lost forces down to estimated 60%. Then in a split second our lives changed forever... We look up to the Indian matic bunkers ahead and something seemed off I tell you. The next thing we knew, an explosion went off 20 yards at our 10 o'clock. We paused for a moment as these unfamiliar polygon emblems soared from what I recognized to be Consolidated-Vultee B-24 indian air force Liberators. We saw the bombs dropping all around us... we couldn't react... the sound was terrifying... You couldn't hear the typical whistle sound of certain death. Instead... We heard something much worse.... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. In mere seconds we were at 60% frontrunner coverage down to 25%. Rubichads scattered... We were no longer unified. We were forced to retreat back to our commanding officer vlad who was just as shaken and at a loss of words. Back on the dexboats, the phone rang and commander vlad answered. His face went pale.... He hung up. "What is it Vlad?".... He only looked at us with horror in his eyes.... "It was Putin. Pajeets are shitting through the streets of Mother Russia. They've secured Alexandria... Niggers are surrounding her doors as we speak..."

>>29923357

>>29836680

yeah sell retards so I can buy some more waiting for that .35 for another 2 ETH buy

>>29793031
Grats fren. It's not always this easy so embrace it.
>>29793216
Nice you got your suicide stack completed
>>29793928
Ouch anon, you sold the bottom didn't you?

>>29652469
>>checks orders... No 80k sells...
Yep, good larp faggot... Go fud another coin you LUA McBitch.

>>29569349

>>29564727
>>29564767

>>28015344
hello mass effect
can't wait to see you lose it all

Everyone who ever said Rubic was a scam needs to be round up and shot in minecraft