/biz/ - Business & Finance

I've decided to become a degen gambler and just throw money at shitcoins and hope for one of them to just give me money
is this a nice plan fellow biz anons?

EOD Monday we'll sit right at 900

Sold my 2 DELL calls at open for $6500, GG lads but I don't have the stones to hold all day through a Friday. What to do with my gains?

I tethered up.

>>57690488
I don't get it
>>57690504
>>57690510
>data center assembly

Gotcha. Good concise way to put it, thanks. I have 10 shares. Lol

>>57504958
Dont care, grug not sell is all

Give me something cheap to accumulate slowly. Something I can buy a few shares every week and just hold for a year.

>>56946415
> having more than one can opener
Underrated comment.

>>55661757
You can vix my cock if you catch my drift

>>55402919
we are all going to WAGMI
>source: I'm very overweight but my dick is huge and very stinky

>>55207211
Rope

>>55092684
I got it, I guess just as an options play I was wondering when a good time to buy would be. LEAPS or 90DTEs? Or just buying shares?
>>55092692
Yeah he's not making any friends.

>>54769695
>I'm so smart even though I've got a death grip on these heavy as fuck bags
>please help me jesus
what fucking arguement. Look at the chart. The company is going bankrupt. It is going to be delisted next week. Nothing is going to save it or (You). There's nothing left to argue about: you were fucking wrong and it's time to admit it you fucking midwit. Also read your book and you'll learn that Jesus hated gamblers.

I'm looking forward to this being over. I've made my peace with losing the 10k I put into this. Really not that much and I can afford to lose it. Maybe there will be a hail mary in the eleventh hour. Maybe not. Oh well. At least I'm not throwing temper tantrums about this stocks. To the very end.

>>54468035
SIGA. The only healthcare stock ive ever owned, lel

>>54354130
>he just like me fr

30, 2k in savings, 15k in retirement. Went broke trading options.

>>54325970
>$200 a share
Bold of you to assume that. Right now, even with their upgrading to a CCC- rating, the future looks murky for them. Also, I would not be surprised if more shares are converted after a reverse split and they split again.
>potential into $14
Ever heard of options?

>>54235274
>a few thousand

Anon, that's what I'm down, and I'm not a baggie... just a guy who tried options with mixed success. Some of the bags on these guys are HEAVY. 5-6 figures.

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in some of these reddit apartments. Holy shit, I unironically feel bad for them.

$500 to invest on Monday boys.

-Meme stock shares/options?
-Puts on small banks? (looks like USDC is leveling out)
-Puts on SPY?

What should I do, frens?

>>53916166
Damn I wish I was a full on tradebro... I can't make head nor tail of any of that.

>>53696302
I wonder why AH trading paused at 12.56... I almost wonder if they hit a circuit breaker lol... can that happen after market close?

>>53642220
Ok smoothbrained faggot.

>>53600667
Just bought. Might be the big one here.

>plus potato salad
how do I profit off this?