/biz/ - Business & Finance

Stock Market General bros...I don't feel so good...

>be me
>call stacy at midnight
>"oh, hi, anon :) come meet me at this bar"
>"okay, see you soon, stacy"
>ten minutes later
>text from stacy: "anon, are you really coming? otherwise i'm getting in my friend's uber hehe just checking"
>"yes, parking now see you soon"
>"okay, anon hehe :)"
>five minutes later
>text from stacy: "i ran into my ex. we're in a convo"
>"who cares"
>no reply
>walk into the bar and find her in what looks like a strained conversation with chad. put my arm around her. stacy gives me the death stare.
>"not now, anon"
>next day
>text from stacy: "omg anon that was so bad sorry i had to have the convo"
>playitcool.jpeg
>"wanna get coffee, anon?"
>get coffee and walk along the beach
>"want to hang out later, stacy?"
>"maybe, anon. teheheheh"
>see her later at the same bar from the night before cuddled up with chad the ex

what did she mean by this, financially speaking?

>>53651856
slam a 20oz 9.5% beer 30 minutes before you go out

I have been holding in a fat, stinky turd all morning. When I release, bitcoin will dump like you have never seen. You have been warned.

gm