/biz/ - Business & Finance

Let me dumb down some of these for anons to digest

>>58484754
>teddy bear
He knows Jim cramer is full of bullshit and is ready to watch him find a horse big enough to suck off on live tv.

>Furi/dunky clip
"Listen to the soundtrack"
It's the genre of music for furi is synthwave. synthetic shares and options obviously.

>ryan cohen clip
His original meme clip implied he didn't approve of cohen being CEO at first but over time has now changed his opinion and it's the sexiest thing he's ever seen. Ryan is about to make the stock "Run Away" (runway).

>Loophole
Obviously a ton of factors are at play and multiple leaps are coming up soon and this is just "one" leap at the front of the stage/show. The loophole has to be when they double downed on shorting everyone made extremely long "leaps" to wait for the stock to cool down before covering. that's why they aren't margined yet.

>bane
He's lurking 4chan but also claims "at least I can talk somehow" even though he's gag ordered. He knew the SEC was already going to be on his dick the moment he made money in the green, that's why he shut up long in advanced.

>the joker
Whatever knowledge he has and proof, he seems to have known this years ago, that's why he never pulled all of his stake out. The ending is "bateman" listening to someone suck off a horse, whoever that could be.