/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I CANT SQUEEZ-ACK!
>ITS GOING BACK TO $10 COHEN DO SOMETH-ACK! ACK! ACK!
>CHRIST CANT RISE WE CANT RI-ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!

>p-p-please invisible dead jew on a stick please help! They're calling me a baggie again and we're stuck at $14 and bitcoin chads keep making fun of me please please oh invisible sky daddy please make MOASS happ-ACK!

>tfw everyone is making it but us
Baggie bros not like this...

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

Kek baggies guess that was your squizzly squooze all the way back to $13. For a single day. Lol. Lmao even. :^)

Kill baggies. Behead baggies. Roundhouse kick baggies into the concrete. Slam dunk a baggies baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy baggies. Defecate in baggie's food. Launch baggies into the sun. Stir fry baggies in a wok. Toss baggies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a baggie's gas tank. Judo throw baggies into a wood chipper. Twist baggie's heads off. Report baggies to the IRS. Karate chop baggies in half. Curb stomp baggie's pregnant waifu. Trap baggies in quicksand. Crush baggies in the trash compactor. Liquefy baggies in a vat of acid. Eat baggies. Dissect baggies. Exterminate baggies in the gas chamber. Stomp baggie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate baggies in the oven. Lobotomize baggies. Mandatory abortions for baggie's body pillow. Grind baggie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown baggies in matzah soup. Vaporize baggies with a ray gun. Kick old baggies down the stairs. Feed baggies to alligators. Slice baggies with a katana.

>dead squeeze
>dead stock
>dead company
>dead thread
>dead baggies
Kek baggies

>1000 days later
>no squizzly squooze
>new 52 week low every day
>dead stock
>dead thread
>dead baggies
Shillchads WAGMI KEK BAGGIES

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Kek baggie

>I CANT SQUEEEEEEZ-ACK!