/biz/ - Business & Finance

>The year is 2058
>Quantum financial system fully established since 2025
>debt bubble: infinity
>every country has their own stablecoin
>Binance is the new federal reserve
>BTC is gone
>only 37 crypto currencies exist, only 4 are from the 2020’s
>1 billion stinkies is now a make it bag
>XRP is tied to the price of a sloppy blowjob from your mom
>ETH is $300 stablecoin still running on 1.0
>dogecoin is tied to the price of Tesla stocks
>elon musk has his consciousness transferred to a computer and is IRL Mr. House
>Jed Macalabe disappeared off face of the earth
>Epstein comes out from hiding and apologizes, Obama forgives him because pedofilia is now legal
>22 XRP holders are publicly executed in South Africa after buying Niger and renaming it Nigger
>1/3 of all of /biz/ commits sudoku
>1/3 speculate on dogecoin and can’t afford XRP, live in their Tesla cars
>it is illegal to be white

Dubs confirms.