/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56877183
>Still thinking about the vax from like 3 years ago rent free

>>56868870
>An entire two fucking week notice
Kill yourself faggot, we got fired and thrown out the same day at your age

>>56544909
>7.5 billion visits
They may as well just called a 6 gorillion

>>55913784
>Not taking the 13k and fucking off to a different country instead of dying
Wow such a hard decision

>>55698809
>JUST BUY A REMOTE PIECE OF SWAMP LAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, HOURS AWAY FROM WORK THAT ISN'T A GAS STATION CASHIER AND THEN SAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUILD A TINY HOUSE ON YOUR LOT AND AN OUTHOUSE TO SHIT IN

>>55570376
>What's it like to be broke and to date
I post frogs on /biz/, I wouldn't know

>>55244019
>finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date
As opposed to what?

>>55081113
>>55081155
The toaster ovens "on sale" on this bullshit website are unironically still more expensive than amazon, fuck this bullshit fucking website I am actually upset now that I wasted my time checking, fuck this company

>>55055684
>>55056217
>>55056447
>Just waste time fiddling around with bullshit instead of paying some retard to do it

>>54482932
>>54483008
>He relaxed
Many such cases

>>54144689
>If it was actually causing ED you wouldn't get a boner for months.
I DIDN'T YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER RETARD, I GOT OFF OF IT AROUND A YEAR AGO HOLY FUCK, BY YOUR LOGIC WE JUST PROVED FOR A FACT THAT THIS SHIT WEAKENS YOUR BONERS
inb4 backpedaling you stupid fucking nigger retard

>>54104977
>He unironically believes that when the world is ending to the point that people are roaming the streets unable to access their money, anyone would want his fucking boomer rock over ammunition, battles of water, cans of food, bars of soap
You are a fucking retard

>>54106046
>Game theory suggests that bank runs will happen monday morning if the government doesn't announce a bailout
>Word gets around social media
>Government announces bailout sunday night
>Bank runs cancelled
>Normalfags now accusing us that we predicted the world was ending on monday with no way out
I fucking hate you nigger cattle

>>54090335
Something did happen, yesterday evening it was announced that the bank would get bailed out
That bailout is what stopped the bank runs
Bankruns had already been called off yesterday retard

>>54075412
>He thinks jews are pulling out millions of pieces of paper fiat out of banks and burying it in the backyard like a schizo because all banks INCLUDING Systematically Important Banks (SIBs) are ALL collapsing

>>54065390
Okay so what's your game plan then Mr. Big Brain faggot

>>54056380
>Some bank for uppity goyim that is not even listed as a Global Systemically Important Bank (G-SIB) or Domestic Systemically Important Banks (D-SIB) gets saved for no reason
Nice random blind guess, retard

>>54054559
>Just time the bottom on an unpegging mickey mouse playhouse unstable shitcoin for chance at making 12%

>>54049441
If JP Morgan, Bank of America, Citi and Wells Fargo all died then you're going to have a lot more to worry about than losing access to your stupid fucking fiat papers

>>54048760
>>54048818
I don't hold this shitcoin but I use the browser, am I really gonna have to find a new browser because of this shit

>>54033363
Go back you gay fucking jewish glow nigger

>>53968222
>I had enough business acumen to end up with a 10M business, complete the exit, and now I'm asking /biz/ how to invest my life's work
Yeah okay retard

>>53964604
>Welcome to my "job" where I get paid to hang out at this luxury resort

>>53949624
>Edge posting in 2023 because your mad your parents had you as an accident
>Thinks 400k is something to brag about
Just fucking kill yourself kid