/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58335337
This is the problem with /biz/.

>valid news story post that actually means something to peo...
>AND THATS WHY YOU SHOULD BUY (worthless shitcoin)
>(worthless shitcoin) TO THE MOOOOON!!!
>this post is sponsored by (worthless shitcoin)

Trust me goy, Ill take good care of you

They put a Moloch in the blockchain

>>57280126
Worked out really well with the last one!

>>55810812
oh goy...

>>55810448
I'LL BE HOME BY DINNER GOY. YOU CANT ARREST THE CHOSEN!

>>55719937

>>55718172
he's going to get away with it and the Jewish community will defend it. wait and see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xekJqUROLOU

>>55237830
Mmmh I dont know

>>54838766
>>54838821

>>54796638
no idea, I guess dropping the token price $300 to $3 wasn't evil enough for him

>>54629241
Recession got one day closer

>>54083817
-- TOTAL BANKER DEATH --
Kill bankers. Behead bankers. Roundhouse kick a banker into the concrete. Slam dunk a banker baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy banks. Defecate in a bankers food. Launch bankers into the sun. Stir fry bankers in a wok. Toss bankers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a banker's gas tank. Judo throw bankers into a wood chipper. Twist bankers heads off. Report bankers to God. Karate chop bankers in half. Curb stomp bankers' pregnant wives. Trap banker in quicksand. Crush bankers in the trash compactor. Liquefy bankers in a vat of acid. Eat bankers. Dissect bankers. Exterminate bankers in the gas chamber. Stomp banker skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bankers in the oven. Lobotomize bankers. Mandatory abortions for bankers. Grind bankers' sons fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bankers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bankers with a ray gun. Kick old bankers down the stairs. Feed bankers to alligators. Slice bankers with a katana.

>>53873958
What if I try hating it harder?

WAR?

>>53653326
>>53653361
I think he was meant to stomp out retail and competing exchanges while paying everyone off and possibly laundering money too. Paying off Gensler and the media had positioned him very close to passing legislation that would effectively outlaw Defi. Once the damage was done to retail and competitors he would become the biggest exchange left standing and could turn legit while you get to own nothing. SBF was clearly well connected so I’m shocked that he couldn’t get some legit quants/traders to help him at Alameda instead of that retarded weasel. That being said, in just the past few years we’ve seen a tradfi hedge fund naked shorting more stock than there technically is in existence and other illegal strategies. We’ve seen how trading gets paused to fix things when a big player accidentally gets into trouble (remember Nickel trading was suspended when a whale was being squeezed last year?). I think institutions have been cheating for decades. SBF probably thought he could do the same here with zero repercussions but things are a little different when everyone can see you don’t have any cold wallets. CZ is straight up the most BASED chink alive for calling him out at just the right moment.

>>53384868
These are the funniest pictures on biz.
Who ever made these chapo!

>>53170504
He is a jew.

>>53164688
Oy vey shut it down

2023 rug pull waiting room

>>53138218
You forgot about 2022 jew.