/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52839457
There were a few more afterwards.

>>50992816
Same, can't believe gamestop is this cheap

>>50975255
Dubs confirmed it. Sneed them to death every chance you get, I must go.

>>50660873
The pedo argument isn't really a good one either to be frank. They used cash well before they used XMR or any other crypto, and they usually get heemed for an OPSEC violation or download files with government made malware/spyware, or are just degenerate coomers and talk about it to good people that report them. They all deserve the rope, but XMR doesn't by association. Elsewise that same line of thinking would get every major coin under the sun and every major fiat currency heemed along with monero.

Anyways, fuck shills, wagmi, nft divvy soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRrJ10qDf0Y
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>50554689
If this is a cult (it isn't) then that would also mean all the kek meltdownies, do it for freers, glows, interns, and merchants that come here to shitpost against it are also in their own cult that is diametrically opposed to this one. Also, I filled your mother with my semen last night.

>>50535531
I don't like the personal karmic implications of telling people to kill themselves, but don't disagree with others doing it if they feel it's necessary. The fact that some sad sacks of shit are coming to a thread for a stock they don't own in the middle of the night when the market isn't even open and nothing is tradable or even sellable means their lives already suck so hard it's nearly unfathomable. At best they're destitute poverty-tier poor and shilling for satoshis because they can't hold down a real job, at worst they do it for free or as part of being a zogbot for some subversive country or organization. They are already in the boiler room being raped by satan, and I literally cannot stop cumming and will not stop buying.

I'm throwing a grand at GME in premarket monday and direct registering every bit of it to add to my already pendulous XXX stack. I jerk off when I start the chat with the rep and time nutting to when they send me the confirmation number, I without exaggeration or hyperbole get off on buying and direct registering more shares. I have done this for months now. Normal sex doesn't even do anything for me anymore, I am GMEsexual now.

>>50515421
Jailhouse fucksleeves in about a year
>>50515407
KEK RICOLAW-IES
>>50515411
Chekt, I did a lil sippy sip yesterday and purchased one share through CS but next week I'm throwing an entire paycheck from one of my two jobs at as many shares as I can get at one time. I work 70-80 hours a week across two jobs and throw an entire check from one into shares every week so I can live off the other. I have a small shrine built to Ryan Cohen in my closet, I pray at it daily and ask God to keep him safe and keep all my frens safe and give me as much time as possible to buy more shares. I live a good life, and am happy to see the jeets keep fudding and the glows keep sneeding so the 24 hour timer keeps getting reset and I keep holding until nobody on the internet tells me what to do with my money or property.

I had a triple meat w/ cheese and jalapenos from whataburger as my payday treat with a banana pudding shake to go with it. We truly live in the greatest fucking country on earth, and it's about to get a whole lot greater.

The threads keep getting shittier and the shills keep dumping in the street more by the day, I do not regret getting a second job and making myself too busy to follow all of this while simultaneously affording even more shares. Sneed, WAGMI.

I bought an NFT on the marketplace. Nothing crazy, just a purple ring, but it looks nice and I think it'll be a neat memento of all this insanity years down the line. First NFT I've ever purchased. Entire process was pretty easy, just sent a bit of eth to my GME wallet and then sent it over to L2 and got the purchase done. I think it ended up being 3$ worth of fees in total including the transfer from my exchange and the transfer from L1 to L2. I also refuse to not believe that this entire thing doesn't glow, but it's nice to have glows working to push something good for once and has restored a bit of faith in the government for me. I see them working in other threads for other things too but will not say. I will pay my taxes, I will not eat ze bugs, and I will have a good and just and moral life. And I will have my purple ring NFT.

>dedicated fud threads
extremely bullish

>>50295140
You don't understand fren. They get a cut off of every transaction. That means they're instantly cash flow positive even with throwing shitloads of money back into the company by reinvesting. That means dividends. Now imagine when instead of it just being pictures/gifs/basic games, it's in-game items and game licenses. Imagine when it's shares of companies traded in ERC-721 format. Imagine being able to buy a share in a company traded on their marketplace, withdraw that share to your fucking hardware crypto wallet, and literally be your own broker AND bank. Imagine holding on to some shares post-moass and getting paid out fat fucking divvies for each of them every quarter on the quarter for all the quarters. Imagine shorting having no choice but to be above board now that it's on transparent and public blockchain like all trading. Imagine having zero need for the DTCC or a traditional stock brokerage and being fucking free from all of that faggot-ass fuckshit. Let the shorts sneethe about it just being jpegs and basic games and gifs - they do not know what the fuck is coming. I will not warn them again. We're all going to fucking make it, and I am STILL BUYING MORE FUCKING SHARES EVEN AFTER THE SPLIT. I don't give a fuck if I have to work 80 hours a week like a literal slave, I will not stop buying, I will buy fractionals when I get priced out. It's coke during the great depression all fucking over again, and we're here, and anyone aware of this stock is still early.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>Verification not required.

>Hurr we dun knoe what will happun when split
Listen up retards, this how it gon' go
>There are 76.5 million GME's in existence
>Gamestop will be creating 229.5 million shares
>They will give these shares to computershare
>Lets assume there are 16 million shares DRS'ed including the push from last week
>Computershare will keep and distribute (roughly) 48 million shares to those who are DRS'ed
>The remaining 181.5 million shares will be given to the DTCC to distribute to brokers and those who hold with them
>Depending on what kind of statistical analysis you look at, find, or do yourself there's more than likely 300-600 million shares held with brokers (if not more)
>There will not be nearly enough real shares to issue to brokers to issue to clients
This is where shit gets muddy. Maybe an assload of fakes are made and issued to clients, creating FTD numbers that are unimaginable in the midst of insane borrow rates and 104 days of 100% borrow utilization causing an assload of forced buying. Maybe it kicks off the squeeze immediately (unlikely) as a massive wave of forced buying starts. Maybe shorts let the price run up high enough to shake out paperhands and say it's the squeeze when it really isn't. Maybe it's just an assload of FTD's from fake shares (CFD's) and GME gets wind of this and tells the DTCC to fuck themselves straight to death in the center of the 10th level of hell because in 90 days they're withdrawing everything to be tokenized and hosted on their blockchain exchange, and then we actually see insane fucking numbers. But the greentext above as laid out is how a stock split in the form of a dividend is handled. Now that this has been answered, please use this knowledge to sneed the needy for being greedy fucking manbearpigs that deserve to be slaughtered. Feel free to make your own conjecture of what happens after the greentext, I do not care, it is your right. The only thing that is certain now is we're aaaaaaaaalllll gonna make it.

>>50205699