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>>29677064
>Work in a deli
>Go out back to do the fried foods
>Fry up a bunch of onion rings
>Put them out and then go stand in a corner and eat a fistful of the leftovers
>Do this for every single batch of food I make
>Then I just walk around the store and pretend I'm doing temps and pretend to fix up the shelves to make the products look more presentable
>Do nothing but call my boss a thirsty faggot that acts like a coked out slug
>Proceed to get recommended for a new position with better hours and a pay raise
You can get away with absolutely anything but sexual harassment as long as people like you.