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>> No.22417586 [View]
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>Forgot my number, been feeling like 23 since forever though
>Under 10k net worth
>6.5 inch hydra

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You idiots are just gonna shitposting in a penthouse instead of the basement... literally nothing going to change...

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>>20904452
kek

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>> No.20537257 [View]
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>>20534762
wtf is going on anons?i'm gone for a couple of days and... what happened?

>> No.20340976 [View]
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Hmmm. A day ago I said $22 LINK in 2 days and got dubs. Kek still wills it. I believe wholeheartedly that it is truth.

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>>20201883
my favorite

>> No.19916503 [View]
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The gods have kept us from breaking $5 so we can get more link, remember to buy the dip frens.

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>>19466279
Also any more info to add? I will gobble it all up just like sergay and his bigmacs.
Ty though.

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>>19277329

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What can we expect on Monday boys?

https://www.meetup.com/Chainlink-Great-Britain-Connected-Smart-Contracts/events/268608685/

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LINK, HERE WE GO.

>> No.16739028 [View]
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>>16733913
>LINK is the only legitimate project in the space
i hold a fuckton of link but this is some stupid pathetic coping faggotry

>> No.16673097 [View]
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The year is 2077.

My phone's default eGov DApp launches automatically as I emerge from slumber. "Good morning, Wojak!" appears on the loading screen and a menu eventually emerges:

>"REM Sleep Duration: OPTIMAL"
>"Vaccination Interval: 30 days (OPTIMAL)"

Satisfied with the recent increase in the quality of sleep since increasing my vaccination interval, I proceed to access the product management menu:

>"--PRODUCT MANAGEMENT--"
>"Location: Y"
>"Financial Transactions: Y"
>"Internet Traffic: Y"
>"Bio-metrics: Y"
>"Medical Records: Y"

"You have followed all official recommendations, your current official score is 998. A total compensation of 1 LINK will be deposited into your official Digital Identity public address for the month."

I leave my reasonable Microsoft-subsidised co-housing pod and wait for a self-driving Tesla to arrive, as scheduled in my eGov smartphone DApp. The Tesla drops my wife's kids off at school before driving me straight to the office. I work hard for my country and I value the opportunity they provide me in my career. even though I've made a lot of money from my GB score, I still work because I enjoy myself and plan to donate most of my earnings to charities supporting Africa.

After finishing 16 reaction videos and working an extra 3 hours of un-billed overtime in my Passion Pod, I hop in the scheduled Tesla. I check my phone. The wife saw my score went up by 20 points this month and got so excited she snapchatted me a naughty picture of her bra strap showing. I blush as the Tesla pulls onto the freeway. When I arrive, I see Tyrone, my wife's son's tutor leaving for the day. I wave him goodbye and and go inside. Wife is already in the shower, so I start washing the dishes and preparing dinner, taking care to reflect on my privilege as a man living in the dawn of 22nd century.

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>>16561338
no - only negros own link

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>>16243924

>> No.16014283 [View]
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>>16013986
>spoonfeed me

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We mooning, boys

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>>15596978
hahahaha LINK BTFO

Imagine being a stinky and reading this... the cognitive dissonance would be unbearable.

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE FUCKING BULL NOW ALSO $15 WAITING ROOM

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4 days

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Let's get a consensus on what to do as marines...

http://www.strawpoll.me/18228493

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>>14208067
>mfw

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