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I'm gonna graduate from med school in 8 months. I'm applying to dermatology, but it is retardedly competitive, and there is a significant chance I don't match anywhere. Unlike my cuck-pilled classmates, I understand the time value of money, so there's no fucking way I would wait a year to reapply and risk failing again. I would do something unorthodox. Options include the following:

A) Take advantage of the "Post-Match Supplemental Offer and Acceptance Program® (SOAP®)" -- basically a bargain bin of whatever shitty, leftover programs didn't fill up. Could be pediatrics, radiology, psychiatry, family medicine, etc. Would allow me to match on time with my classmates, with no resume gap. Residency takes anywhere from 3-5 years.

B) Complete only a 1-year internship, get licensed (but not ((((board-certified)))) in one of the 30 or so states that allows you to practice after just 1 year of post-grad training, and work as a "general practitioner." Cash only.

C) Same as Plan B except become a pot doctor. Give medical marijuana licenses out like candy until the state goes recreational, then move on to the next one. Cash only.

D) Something entirely different like consulting, medical director for pharma, wackjob author/YouTube personality, etc.

Thoughts?