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TAKE MY ENERGY GME PUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>26937045
>>26937747

Thanks for posting these anon. I made them and forgot to save them. The irony got lost on people who don't know Umineko, but please note that I've been holding GME since $9. I still haven't fucking sold. I love all of you glorious bastards. I never thought I'd reach six figures net worth, especially not from FUCKING GAMESTOP of all stocks.

For anyone who needs the jokes explained: Pink girl on first image is a huge troll canonically. What she says in red is technically the truth but almost certainly phrased deceptively to make you as the reader fall into despair. Notice how the second portion of it isn't in red, because it's not the truth, but contextually misleads you into thinking it is.

Dude in the second screenshot is canonically a really shitty investor who makes dumb decisions with his rich daddy's money, often getting flat out scammed. It was also a direct copy+paste from an anon's post that I thought was fitting.

Love you guys. Glad we could coom together. Remember to not sell for anything below $1k. Gamestop is a magnificent stock!!!!

>>26890092
TONIGHT WE FUCKING CRASH THIS CLOWN WORLD, WE RIDE OR DIE

ABEO PLEASE