/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52279570
>tfw not dark maga

why are we pumping? I will get liquidated if we go past 22k who the fuck is buying this ponzi vaporware? Seriously just go down to $9000 like you're supposed to.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I told her to eat out my ass please biz you have to help me. I thought having 21 BTC would be enough to make women do anything I told them but she refused and left me. Please biz tell me a coin I can buy that will 10x so I can become a whale and then women will finally respect my sexual desires.

PLEASE NO I WANT THEM BACK I WANT THEM BACK I DIDNT KNOW THE RISK THE SEC NEEDS TO REGULATE CRYPTO SO I CAN GET MY GAINS BACK AHHAHRHHR

ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIIIRIRRR

I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

ITS OGRE

>>27516669
>New Gold

>>27337982
No just COVID so bring a mas-
Oh FUCK IT

>>27277764
ROYAL MINT WEBSITE CANT CONNECT TO PRICE FEED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GIVE ME MY BRITTANNIA COINS

fuck i could've fomod in at 13c. i'm priced out forever bros. fuck. i hate my life. i hate myself. FUCKKK

YOU SAID RBC WAS A SCAM:((

I didn't buy enough BTC when I could have a few months ago, how to deal with this?

>>25587180
I WANNA MAKE IT ANON

I seriously don’t know how to feel anons. I’ve been around since 2017 and every step of the way I’ve somehow managed to fuck myself over. Things were finally going okay and I was making money mid 2020, when EMN was released and I thought this was my golden ticket to financial freedom. I put 50 ETH in (over half of my net worth) because hey, Andre isn’t gonna rug me right? Well, turns out I was more than wrong, after seeing my folio go up over 2x in unrealized gains, I saw it all crash down in to 0 within minutes. After this, I was devastated. I couldn’t bare to live with myself unless I made that money back. From then on, I started revenge trading and making risky trades determined to get my money back. After a series of stupid trades, I had lost an additional 25% on top of the 50% i already lost of my net worth. To make things even worse, this was when ETH was below or around $400. I managed to lose 75% of my money right before the golden bullrun, and now I live in regret every day as I see all you anons making it.

I’m not asking for your pity or for you to feel bad for me, I’m simply sharing my story in hopes to warn newfags about the dangers of revenge trading trying to make your money back. I’m currently sitting at less than 75% of my original port, and lost a potential $250k+ due to my own negligence. Please don’t be like me anons. I wanted to kill myself when btc hit $20k. You can only imagine how I feel now

(WHILE IT REMAINS WORTH THE SAME AMOUNT OF USD) THIS IS TERRIBLE EVEN THOUGH THE ONLY PURPOSE OF BITCOIN IS TO CASH IT OUT FOR USD!!!!

>>24167365
livin the dream, brotha

>300.05

Got the 300, but man closing near the session lows is a fucking bad sign when it's been bleeding like this

We drop to 297 or lower without any news

>>16737341
Being unattractive without social status and money is fucking horrifying and I am living it everyday.

When did you realize that you literally can't make it in life being a niceguy pushover? I realized that recently when I thought about how much every businessowner or successful person cheats in some way.

How do I change my mindset from being a beta to doing whatever it takes to win?

>mfw I have to wait 3 more years until the love of my life can move in with me
>mfw I'm still a Virgin at 26 and have been saving myself for the one
>mfw there are laws in place right now made by (((them))) to make the age of concent at 16
>mfw I wish we could turn on the ovens and purge the useless race that did 9/11

>never had sex before
>begin to get curious what a blowjob feels like
>read some guides online about how to give myself a blowjob
>gained over 50 lbs since my younger days
>convince myself everything will probably be okay
>lay down a towel on my bed, lift my legs up above my head
>begin to walk my legs down backwards along the wall.
>lift my head up to suck
>hear a crack and immense pain real sharp pain.

That was yesterday. Guys I went to my chiropractor today and he said I pulled some muscle in my spine. I forget the name of it. Either way I really am scared here because I work in construction and I needed my body to be able to pay the bills. I am going to call in sick today and am dreading the phone call to my Forman.

I told my chiropractor I was lifting the barbecue up the back stairs with a friend. He said from his estimates I might be off work for as long as 2 months. I'm going to be fucking ruined if this happens as rent Is in 1 week.

I come to you guys today to tell me which coin I can go all in on for a quick x2. I have a total of $4000 left over from buying up at $16k per btc and have just held it for the long term. Is there a quick coin you guys can suggest I can double my $4000 into 8k? I usually come here because you guys know the answer to everything. So please tell me what to do.

>first time dating girl after few times
>she wants to do it in a few days
>I've never shaved my public area before
>decide to grab the scissors and razor blade
>couldn't see the through the and accidentally cut it and begin to bleed alot.
>went to hospital and had them fix me up with a stitch and pain meds
>girl im seeing is now wondering why I won't have sex and I am too embarrassed to tell her
>she's now very angry at me and thinks I'm cheating on her. She doesn't even know I'm a Virgin.

I'm seriously so angry. What the fuck do I do? I didn't want to tell her I was a Virgin and I sure as shit don't want to say I cut my dick with scissors. Any advice guys? I'm trying to improve myself like you guys said. I almost got there! Whatdo?

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK MR. STIENSBERG! TODAY! I DON'T WANNA I DON'T WANNA