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>I'm a professional growth hacker with 12 years of experience

>>13359773
>Fap compulsively for 10 years
>stop
>balls start to hurt
>thought it through
>Later see that my balls developed humongous varicose veins, effectively doubling their size - if not more
>Go to doctor
>he said that he never seen anything like this, and that those most likely are used to store excess sperm that my body hyperproduces due to years of compulsive masturbation.
>Go to prostitutes
>shooting hug loads
>mfw my twisted habits made my body a sperm producing and spreading machine ready to inseminate hordes of women

*makes biz horny*

Let's say you became crypto-rich.
What would be the safest living arrangements for the new-money shitstain like yourself, given you don;t want your quality of life to plummet as well.

>he shorted
>he was liquidated at $4600
>he shorted again

*breathes in*<div class="like-perk-cnt"><img alt="" src="//s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/23.gif"></div>

>>13148053
LOOK AT ME