/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23403850

Pol/Twitter/morons all said the same fucking thing 4 YEARS AGO TO THIS DAY!

>NYPD has possession of Weiners Laptop, have seen Clinton raping and killing children on there. NYPD has handed the laptop to the FBI/DOJ. Hillary is going to get arrested soon!

ARE YOU THIS FUCLING STUPID TO NOT REMEMBER ALL THAT BULLSHIT 4 YEARS AGO?

GEE WHAT A COINCIDENCE 4 YEARS LATER THE EXACT SAME STORY ABOUT ANOTHER DEM WE ALL HATE!

Crypto fag here. So I always assumed boomer stock market gains were small and conservative but after some reading lately, it seems trading options nets you insane gains that even dwarf crypto. WTF? What have you stock fags been doing this entire time? Why have you not been shouting from rooftops on /biz trying to convert us crypto fags? Do you people realize what it would take to get a 100x in crypto? I have a combined 150x lifetime and I had to do it via 20 different coins, compounding and timing it right all within a record-setting bull run environment. Meanwhile buying TSLA calls during the March 18th crash would have netted you 200x plus! WTF? That was such an obvious play too. I don't give a fuck about options = gambling meme. Do you know what us crypto bros have had to do to turn a profit post-2017? It's all gambling here and we have been more than suited to it for a long time now. There's no volatility that options present that crypto fags haven't lived through.

So please stock bros. Where do I begin with options? Right now I have downloaded thinkorswim and I am paper trading and learning all I can about options. My general theory is that between now and the upcoming election plus second wave of COVID, volatility will allow from some awesome swing opportunities. I just have to learn as much as possible right now before those opportunities occur.

Any help or suggestions? Any youtube guys to follow or sites to get news from? I need more than just an Investopedia URL.

I fucking hate living in Canada because there is no easy way to trade US stocks. Fuck this fkn place.

>spread my seed I must
>I’d ravage corona if I could

>>18054388
What makes you think /biz knows what to do? We’re all crabs in a bucket shilling alt coins if you want to invest buy BAT thank me later

>>17921495
>see: 1918 pandemic

It's called the Spanish Flu, you NPC faggot.

And if I see another dead squirrel near your property, quarantine/lockdown or not, I will come for you and show you absolutely zero mercy.

You have been officially warned, furfag.

>>17921291
Did you do this out of frustration you fucking schizo scum