/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Forgot to put money into my brokerage account long ago, hell didn't even set up a bank transfer
>Watching UWTI tick up

>Wrestling with account transfer options like a fucking retard.

>>682835
Seriously

There is nothing high interest about a fuckin' 0.7% APY.

>>682582
OP, go get a brokerage account.

Lurke around here.
Or go do some research on Oil's current woes, and pay close attention to the amount of crude produced by america within say, a couple days, versus the amount we had sitting around in storage collecting dust.

Then find a decently inexpensive stock RELATED to the oil industry, Leveraged, or un leveraged, that's say. Sub 75%.

And everything else should fall into place. Just try to get in when it's at it's lowest. Or a low you're comfortable in.

And realize that even then, it may fall another 30-50% per stock before climbing back up. But know it'll climb back up, and you've a profit to be made on the long. (Holding for several months)

>Decide I'll make a Paper trading account on mobile for the sake of familiarizing
>Tired of sitting on my ass, have a couple hundred laying around I'll piss away on a brokerage account
>Haven't loaded my Brokerage account yet

>TD has some dude call me immediately less then fucking 4 hours after I make the account.

I'm an antisocial fuck fellas, is this a normal occurrence? They gave me no way of specifying my willingness to speak to someone in regards to my brokerage shit.

I'm literally in lock-step with what knowledge I'm learning on the fly, I had no intention of just up and immediately doing shit. It was more of a as time allows decision.

>>678020
>Dan Bilzerian

Dan is a goddamn imbecile.

He's essentially a self-destructing american success story, wrapped into a try-hard package.

>Join Navy Seal program because you're a cocksure fool
>Get admin dropped for fucking barrel sweeping someone like an idiot.
>Goto school, successfully obtain education
>Fucking ace motherfuckers in poker

>Make investments in notable movies, obtain several minor movie roles (building blocks of a successful acting career)
>Pay hustler to let you have a fucking playdate with their T&A Entourage, throw one of them off a fucking roof and break her foot
>Don't even have the decency to pay the 85k to fix her fucking foot.

>Suffer 3 heart attacks before the age of 32 because you can't moderate your upper & downers intake.


Just what the fuck.