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It's official. I have navigated every tunnel beneath the campus.

After months of exploring the intricate network of underground passages, infiltrating secret gatherings in the subterranean world, and engaging with Jewish women in hidden clubs and gatherings, I can proudly declare that I've conversed with every woman in the tunnels. The sense of knowing each one is an experience beyond the grasp of others in a thousand lifetimes.

You may recognize me as the peculiar individual who approached you in the underground realm, attempting conversations that occasionally faltered. There isn't a woman in the tunnels whose name escapes me. That one's Rachel. That one's Leah. That one goes by two names, but the specifics elude me. Nevertheless, details are inconsequential.

I've honed my communication skills, from discussing the tunnel weather to preferences in underground cuisine. Every woman in my subterranean field of vision trembles at my presence. They operate at level 68 communication skills, while I proudly boast LEVEL 69!

Despite these achievements, I'm yet to secure a tunnel date. But fear not, for I am relentless. The women within these secret passages should beware, as I ascend to the status of an attractive gigachad. No more excuses like "I'm busy" will hinder my pursuit. I'm ascending, here I come, tunnel-dwelling women.

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It's official. I have talked to every girl on campus.

After several months of degenerate cold approaching women. Going to several women clubs around campus. Trying to chat up girls every single day, even in class. Meeting women at sorority parties. Talking to grad students and professors during office hours. I have officially talked to every girl on campus. The feeling of knowing every single woman on campus is something none of you could ever experience in 1000 lifetimes.

You may know me as that one weird kid who just went up to you one day and tried to start a conversation and failed miserably. Not a single girl passes me who I do not know the name of. That one's Kate. That one's Ana. That one has two names I forget which. But it does not matter.

I have built a rock-solid foundation of communication skills from asking how the weather is to what's your favorite type of ice cream. Every girl that enters my field of vision trembles in fear. They have only level 68 communication skills WHILE I have LEVEL 69!!

After all this work, I still have yet to go on a date. But that won't stop me. Every girl on this campus had better watch out because I'm fucking leveling up. They won't be able to give me a bullshit excuse like "im busy" anymore. I've ascended to an attractive gigachad. Here I come, women.

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>>55218323
Pussy would be nice but honestly I just need some fucking skin on skin contact man. I am so lonely.

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>Only the young
>Only the young
>OnLy
>tHee-hee
>yOuNg
MotherFUCKER, speak English and stop coming off at the nigger with an Oedipus complex.

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and she scolded me for being a cultist, saying the token isn't needed and Sergey dumps on his holders to fund his HR roastie harem, and that Swift is a fake partnership and I shouldn't listen to Chainlink Labs advocates.
Is she right bros?

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>>50960051
I've been waiting for five years now, and I honestly feel like I can't wait until the end of September anymore, not for another fucking "event".

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>>50582813
ok all in link since 2017, this one has me concenred, ill hold all the way down now i guess....


guess ill go be a truck driver now.


thanks for the hopium guys.. i really thought i was gonna make it a year ago..

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>>50495278
bearish as fuck

just checked at the ticket price is 777


jesus.

fcuk me i hold 10,000 of this fucking shit

gonna go get my trucking liscnese and travel the country with my dog and listen to podcasts... fcuk it

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>>49636042
Not for a good few years. Demand is still very high and russian ammo bans will hurt the market. Next presidential races start in about a year will drive them still higher.

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>tfw only activity in btc was recurring purchases of heroin and mdma off dnm in 2015

Can I give myself solace knowing that maybe I helped you guys in some way? :^]

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>>27714560
we're fucked either way

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>dropped $700 in AQB at $11.25

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>NET
I'm ruined.

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>be europoor
>have sub20k€ portfolio
>have sub30k€ annual salary
>no access to options

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>>25532416
>>25532438
> astroturf shills
For all observers, if you still haven't dropped your bags, it's your own fault.

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>>25501376
I got this same message on discord and almost fell for it.

If you clicked the link, it gave you a virus. You'll need to delete your system32 folder and reboot your computer to get rid of it.

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Euro here, getting real sick and tired of waking up to a dump every fucking morning.

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Why is Bitcoin now inversely correlated to good news about Corona?

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>jobs report is fantastic
>unemployment drops to 8.4%, much better than the projected 9.8%
>markets nuked

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>holding Link for 3 years
>want to buy a new bike that comes out today
>Link dumps
>I lose almost the exact price of the new bike

Its a sign, isn't it?

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>>17516316
This state funded cuckoldry has gone on long enough.

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>>8912056
>tfw no JUSTED cat to be JUSTED with during crashes

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>Jump on a coin that constantly moved with BTC
>It suddenly stops moving and volume dries out.
>Everything else climbs, but I chose the fucker that's stagnant.

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