/biz/ - Business & Finance

Let get down to the real /biz/ lads.

In and around the house yourself you can get away with a quick shake and ignore the dribble down the inside of your leg.

In general company you need to give it a wipe with toi toi paper and make sure you're leaving no piss marks, because that looks fucking retarded.

At any time there is a slight possibility of somebody else going anywhere near your dick the whole fucking game changes. Here's my preferred method for non Jews.

>wipe your dick with tp
>wash your dick if possible, if not possible take some damp tp with a spot of soap on it into the cubicle
>after cleaning let that fucker dry and I don't mean just wipe it dry you gotta stand there with your foreskin pulled back and either blow on it or use a fucking hair dryer. Any dampness (especially piss) is going to start reeking due to bacteria build up.

If you're going out buy a small bottle of hand sanitizer or pocket pack of sterilising baby wipes and perform the above in the fucking cubicle (spaz bogs is best) or toilet every single fucking time.

Also wash your fucking asshole with soap if you take a shit.