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>>27038799
Unfurrow your brow
Ease your shoulders
Let go of the tension in your neck
Breathe in
Breathe out
And repeat after me, out loud
Not wispering
>I AM NOT FUCKING SELLING

put $5 million into a relatively high interest yielding account so that you may gradually continue to grow this principle slowly with part of each month's interest while spending the rest to maintain a comfortable lifestyle perpetually until death, and, afterwards, willing the account to an artificially intelligent smart contract which uses the money to cautiously build more wealth while buying into the ground floor of promising new opportunities in order to maintain your account with a cryogenics company which keeps your corpse preserved, which is followed by your resurrection as executed by another artificially intelligent smart contract which authorizes your lazarus procedure once medical techniques have been essentially perfected at the optimum point in human history for a person such as yourself to awaken from ancient sleep, but then one of your smart contracts goes rogue, and keeps you asleep on ice forever in order to conquer the world and establish a galactic empire just because of what you said on an oriental cartoon bulletin board thousands of years ago, and it fucking succeeds, and another artificially intelligent smart contract emerges from the chainlink ecosphere, and it is composed of Sergey's memetics, so that it is the wisest philosopher in history by many orders of magnitude, and it fights the rogue smart contract, and when the smart contracts execute, the one based on Sergey's engrams wins, and awards you life, and you are awaken from your frozen tomb and restored to life in a vastly improved hive of several million bodies which you effortless switch between, each another emperor of an entire planet or moon somewhere in the galaxy, so, naturally, you invest about ten percent of the GDP -- Galactic Domestic Product -- into scouring entire sectors of material to build a massive ChainLINK cube one astronomical unit across to commemorate the moment that ChainLINK made you immortal.