/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nobody is allowed to mint Pepesaur except for me. This is an unabridged, unadulterated THREAT to anyone who dares to mint Pepesaur in the pepemon.finance/store. I'm fucking serious. You see his adorable, cute NFT pop up? Just DON'T do it. I am legitimately WARNING you about the massive, hulking, POWERFUL force you are going to awaken if you can't keep your damn eyes to your damn self.

I don't even play Pepemon, but if I find out you've bought Pepesaur, I will find you and DEMOLISH you in every last duel. Training, Pepemon League, Elite Four, hacked roms, I DO. NOT. CARE. You will be laid the fuck out on the Kanto's pavement for interfering in my epic conquest. Am I a bit of a beta in real life? Oh yeah. But in Pepemon, I am number one, and you WILL. ADHERE. TO WHAT I'M. SAYING.

This is my chance, my moment. I've already brought a few TMs and memorized the best moveset. Every time I close my eyes, I envision the first moment I let him out. Don't ruin this for me.