/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>kevin murcko
>need to think of a name for this new crypto scam i've had brewing for awhile
>homeless at the moment living on a metro for the past 2 years trying to avoid taxes and running from interpol
>idea.jpg
>I'll call it Conmetro
>write it down with a ballpoint pen on my forehead so I don't forget, using the window as a mirror
>nahh it's too obvious
>add an i, since people love anything with the name coin in it, coinbase, coinance, coincoin, bazinga
>shit shit angel investors will see right through me
>need to figure out the perfect demographic
>it has to be a group of some of the most autistic degenerate retards imaginable with no foresight or experience
>hmm.mpeg
>4chan
>perfect, i'll create some degenerate handle to blend in
>AssBlaster!!BuYyXcM
>entire board is filled with this white supremacist nazi green frog shilling something called chainlink
>initially center a larp around being a chainlink insider to further blend in and gain notoriety
>spread the most vague cryptic nonsense imaginable, boosting everyone's ego, tribalism
>at the end sprinkle in my own scam, but never say it directly so that they don't think i'm a shill
>never post again

>>52795237
It's coming, okay buddy

>>52453906
Ye* was right.
>>52445752
Autocorrect, god damnit
>>52454279
We will see the highs again. anon, just give it time.
In the meantime, spend some time with your loved ones, get outside, and buy some XCM

I'm not Kevin, btw

>>52435560
I try by posting high quality info and graphics but people just fud and argue senseless Fud point

>>52411846
I'm hoping they will bump the 4% for new stakers to 5% to match ICO in the long term, since incentivizing new stakers is more important going forward

Not so fast. The time of talmudic trickery in crypto is OVER

>>52369102
>loq iq
umm ok.. this chart lists coinbase, kraken, Coinmetro(Ticker:XCM) and binance so....
You seem to be the one lacking IQ points

>>52368908
LCX uses wash trading to pump their volume, it's almost all fake

>>52363643
Kevin Murcko

>>52339074
No. You're completely wrong. FTX/Alameda were nothing but a hoover, sucking as much money out of crypto as possible with no regard for the consequences. They proved this by blowing up so many defi protocols. The idea that they were trying to prop up BTC is fucking absurd.

If there was any sort of long-term strategy at the FTX/Alameda/Solana Rugpull Industrial Complex, it would have been to suck every existing crypto/token/protocol dry, and impose their FTX Ventures 'solutions' as a replacement that they could then steadily dump for income. It's telling that Craptos failed spectacularly upon launch a mere week or so before this all went down. Had the Craptos token distribution not been leaked at the last moment, SBF would have had the extra liquidity to keep the charade running a while longer.

Probably, other big industry players were running around after the carnage FTX/Alameda caused to try and keep their own balance sheets serviceable. This likely led to the metastability that held BTC stable... until it didn't.

>>52305942
>>52305895
>>52305917
i'm currently adding at a discount
>>52325037
> XCM ending up like ftt
Not possible.
i - ahem i mean Coinmetro runs the exchange responsibly and with a long term oriented strategy. Slow, steady, properly built infrastructure
Not leveraged and doing shady bailouts for Alameda using customer funds.

I'm not Kevin, btw

What exchange doesn't leverage assets, and stays functional during high volatility?
Anyone? Anyone?

>>52295495
>>52295678
>>52295697

>XCM

>>52288100
>>52288038
Why are you replying to yourself, as if you're are two different people??

>>52274044
You're not as intelligent as you think, anon.
Very weak arguments, mostly misrepresentations.
I will stick with Coinmetro.
>>52274081
Why so angry, anon? Did kevin touch you?

I'm not Kevin, btw.