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>>58249841

>>55779977
>filters his own thread

>>55205863
I want one that is “the 35 year old almost made it failed Chad”

>People want to hang out with him, but he’s always too busy trying to improve himself
>dead inside, but still wants others to make it
>still strives to WAGMI, even though he knows he won’t, because laying down and dying is for losers and incels
>turns down sex regularly for more time to invest in WAGMI potential
>multiple degrees, knows how to program, and invested in different coins. Still poor af
>huge penis and bde, can’t remember the last time he had sex
>sad he had to give up gym time, now 15-18% bodyfat, still lifts 3x a week instead of a full body 5x a week
>takes care of elderly parents and extended family
>only smokes weed to commune with his ancestors and God, but only once a year
>works 2 wagies, a side hustle, and puts resumes in daily (turned down because he’s too old)
>best fren is boomer, they share sips and respect each other immensely. Almost a father and son bond, few words spoken, but both would die for each other.
>Stacey still wants him, sad she was too hard on him
>respected, hated, or feared by his community. His presence is felt, even in his absence. Hate only comes from those who are mad he doesn’t give them his free time
>Chasing money, not for the pursuit of money, but to bring a better life for the one he cares for
>no longer takes his shirt off, body is full of scars. Still incredibly sexy and aesthetic

>tell friends about my crypto gains
>they ask for money
>tell them I can do something even better
>give them a small loan and set them up with a lowcap gem and then tell them to keep it secret
>wait for it to moon and rug it
>no longer have to worry about friends

>>54555966
>Yes.

It took SPY from Feb 17th until mid-day Match 2nd to go from 404 to 394.

It took the 2nd half of the 2nd and the morning of the 3rd to go from 394 to 404. Essentially one trading day wiped out over two weeks of selling.

Now tell me we aren't in the bull market. It's painfully clear the direction we're going but you all continue to fight it.

OCTOBER. WAS. THE. BOTTOM.

>>53905870
Ok. But don't forget the tip. You know how hard it is for landlords to get by these days.

I'm on both

>>53756412
Just did it again
>bought 2 packs of screwball shooters
>only scanned 1

>frequently go out to dinner with coworkers
>meals can cost upwards of 1k between several people
>"I got this guys, just venmo me later"
>put on card that gets 5% cash back on dining
>tip 5% at maximum
>take picture of receipt
>show NO ONE
>throw receipt into photoshop
>remove my meal, factor in a 20% tip
>send out venmo requests
>everyone pays back on time generally
>if they don't, publicly call them out in the office
>make $40-$50 every time I go out for dinner with them

it's too easy

I was born in Zimbabwe (am white) but have lived in the US for decades and I have used this to my advantage numerous times.

>>53451223
>thinks dividends are relevant, chases high yield.
This except for tobacco and oil.

Put my last 200$ in Robux

Or in the Vidya Inu launch happening today?

On one hand a 10x is guaranteed as well as incredible memories with frens, on the other hand I love roblox

What do /biz/lets and Vidyachads?