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You stupid miniature whales. All of you are fools. I jerk off to all of you selling at .00085 and laugh as you lose the opportunity to make 20% like the chads who bought it on sale. With so many retarded dumpers I'll get many laughs and splooges as the price continues to moon over the next month while gas prices turn down and marketplaces come up.

https://youtu.be/Kpdbs4c7EY8 WE ARE BULLISH GUARANTEED

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The gas fees are our greatest enemy, yet in these trying times we have

-Raised the Price Floor
-Released detailed plans for introduction
-Seen the community give out tons of $WAIF for productivity
-Seen new members
-Had constant hype in multiple community chats
-Getting stinky from all the testoserone flowing through our nuts
-Guaranteed unpullable rug

WAIFU is Bullish
My semen is fucking bull semen
When will you guys learn? Good dip going on right now. Go ahead check the price chart. You're literally guaranteed to make a 50% profit if you're willing to wait a day for a skyrocket. You're also guaranteed to MAKE IT if you HODL long term.

Fuck dumpers lets get fucking rich anon