/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58011263
>coworker rejected my sexual advances
What's his name anon?

>>57436547
Kek zoomers btfo. Imagine being forced to die for Biden and Kamala

>>57038318
Baggot I told you what to do with that $700 and you didn't listen. What a shame.

>>54752974
It's good to see that you're serious and not wasting my time. Ok, so there is two different ways you can properly get into options. The slow experience is to buy calls or puts based on what direction you think a particular stock will move, and this is the most common way of going about it. Obviously 99% of the time you will lose money this way, but it will be long and drawn out unless you're buying 0dte options. For a new trader, I recommend not wasting your time and getting directly to the point. So what you want to do is figure out how much money you want to use to invest in options and put it in front of you in physical . Why you ask? Because you really need to see whats at risk, and you're going to need to transport this money. The next step is to take that money and put it in a bag. Then you need to drive to your nearest synagogue and ask to see the rabbi. Then take that bag of money and hand it directly to the rabbi, because that's where you money is going to end up regardless. Don't fuck with options and don't fuck with margin, ever. You'll never win that way.

>>54708417
Kwab

>>54518624
Me on the far left

>>54478462
kek sperg

>>54258044
Jokes on them, i'm broke.

God what I'd give to sit in front of a warm fireplace with scoopsies sitting in my lap wearing a cute sun dress right now...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkLP_jcEI&feature=share

>>53715441
I'm very confused on whats going on. Has this general gone full schizo over scoopsies. All I did was explain the scoopsies scandal in detail and people are sperging out thinking i'm scoopsies. That being said, this is why late night /smg/ will always be superior to daytime.

Man of man that was some good goyslop. Long MCD. The app made getting fast food actually affordable again

I'm listening to elvis and thinking about scoopsies. Sometimes in the dark cloud that is life, we have blessed moments like this

I'm glad to see people are back to treating baggot like the Jew he is. For a moment there people were starting to trust baggot which was a grave mistake.

>>53098053
>michigan state tattoo
>a literal tranny
meme's just make themselves

>>52681024
I'm going to have a nice chuckle when the in-dice-ees dump 3% tomorrow. Cap this.

>>52650995
I'm sure if you look hard enough in the dumpster out back, you'll find something.

>>50104237
The only person I can denounce is the monkey torture anon, because monkes are cute and I don't approve of it. Dick and asshole posters is Boeing anon, he's my friend and he was only doing what was necessary to punish the jannies. Lewd pictures make weak jannies, weak jannies make strong threads, strong threads lead to massive gains.

>>49707967
And you turn around too sweet bobo. Me and my SIGA shares want that bobo bussy.