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>>27143928
>people are trying to stop me from jumping into bear den
>some ask for common sense, some try to argue, some think I am tard and make fun of me
>the fact they are doing that proves that I am about to do something incredible and ground breaking
>I will be rich, will get a Chinese cartoon gf and will be immortal
>as I flip off the public I jump into the bear pen
>I land graciously on my face
>I look upon the bear bro that approaches me
>”hehe about to get my pot of gold” I think to myself
>bear rips me apart and I bleed out
>zoo introduces higher walls so no other retards would jump in
>this is a direct incentive for retards to try and claim that wall to get inside that den