/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bitcoin is the future of money

>tfw balding
>just shave it bro
>just gymcel bro
>just take fin bro
>just hair transplant bro
>just stop fapping bro

>>10577774
>live on banana republic
>get raped by taxes
>live on capitalist country
>get raped by high cost of living, big bills and insurances

>>10565507
>he still doesn't get BTC is the only real money

>>10565488
the purchasing power of 21 BTC is dogshit right now

when I can finally buy a nice house with a pool so i dont have to live with my mom + have enough remaining money that i can life off divids or other passive income i will be too fucking old and my best years will be gone

i will be half bald, needing viagra to get epic hardons, low energy etc

>>10552720
No, your 30's are shit, you'll most likely be balding and wagecucking hard.

The only way to avoid this fate was bitcoin, but i only have 21 so I will need to wait until im fucking 40 YEARS OLD to play oldcel rich copecel game.

>>10371433
>nobody will use facebook because the internet is free and anyone can create their own version

>>10188273
>how can a french exit scam compete

>>9982299
>supposedly has 500 BTC
>asks /biz/ for advice

>>9365412
We get it already. Please go back to r e d d i t, I'm sure your flippening will commence any day now.

>>9063527
>BCH already has everything this coin does.
wut?

>>8919010
>no one ate ass before 2008

>>8716075
> like literally everyone on biz

BITCORN ONLY GO UP

Listen up soyboys
>30yo smoked 99% of days the past decade
>100k+ online business

First off, if you don't understand weed, you either haven't done it enough times, or you're one of the unfortunate fags whose body doesn't accept it.

Next, for all the soy pussies who think that weed will ruin your life. Well no shit, if you choose to take the gift of being blazed and throw it away on jacking off and playing video games in your room, you're gonna regret it. If you goto the gym and live a normal life With weed, you'll be fine. You'll only struggle to adapt to the latter method if you're a pussy who would be jacking off in his room playing video games without weed anyway.

That said, will you 'accomplish more' by never smoking weed? "Sure" by the wagecuck definition of accomplishment. Can some faggot with 500k more in the bank than me rewind the clock and have the same experience I did in my 20s? Choose wisely.

>>8439305
>$487 volume

i bought deep brain because I thought it couldn't get any lower at 8 cents

>>7872362
>MINISTER YOU SATOSHI
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>>7780075
6K was the dip you fucking nigger

>>7571110
>FUCK OFF. WORK OUT. FIX YOUR GOD AWFUL PERSONALITY
>/thread

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anons who hold until the last second and then sell off to short thinking that it will keep going down because why wouldn't it keep going down when they lost almost all their money? there's no way it won't just keep going down so i might as well make money haha right? wrong fucker because that's what most people are going to do so there will be artificial pumps on the way down to liquidate the majority of shorters before going back down harder than before

>>7149880
>people said stuff In a thread on /biz/ that i didn't like
>dis is y cryptoe will dye

>>7028830
>decentralization is much more socialist/communist than it is libertarian.

>day in day out /biz/ shills weiss as some ultra jew ratings agency that will move the market
>see countdown
>wait until countdown is done
>there's a fucking paywall
>$468 for a year's subscription
>ah fuck it, I can catch something before it moons
>doge, stellar, and monero all ranked the same C
>link to the pdf not 1 minute later gets posted on /biz/
who bought the shitty weiss report before the link got leaked?

How the fuck did I get stuck bagholding a ratings agency?