/biz/ - Business & Finance

>btc probably going to 4x by this time next year
>eth will 10x
>you literally just have to do nothing and you'll have 1-2 million
>"ayyyy tone, how much should I bet on my next losing trade"
All or nothing. You either win big and come to /biz/ to brag about having made 8 figures in one move, or you come here to whine you lost everything and now have to wageslave forever.

>>56990442
Nah thin women are a myth, they don't exist. Anymore there are only hambeasts and hambeasts about to overdose on ozempic

>t. The American Midwest

>highly progressive system
>make very little, don't be productive
>mooch on every available benefit
>don't work hard ever
>don't marry
>don't have kids
>don't consume

oops looks like something broke down in your system

There's a good chance the nasdaq will pump today.

I need Trump to win 2024 because they will immediately rugpull the market and buying low will enable me to sell high, later on when it recovers in 2027.

>>55845290
It's simple, you live 4 to a 'dorm apartment' and split it into like 800 each (big apartments cost 3200). Then your bigshot city 50k government office jockey job might actually be okay. You got a college degree for that one, after all.

>without paying for it?
buy 50 hookers and dispute the charge with your credit card company

>>55636699
not true my mom loves me

it's because you remain a child in your parents' house and fundamentally do not have a say in the decisions of the household

independence does more to improve your quality of life as an adult than anything else you can possibly have

>>55203011
or Sir Isaac Newton

>>55029849
still would

>>54785972
uh no
I want the feeling of emptiness
in my balls
after a hot pump and dump

>coffee date
gross
just fuck hookers

2 million is enough to never care about it again and buy hookers

That's just best case
worst case is
>HOA covers up major structural damage with new siding and you end up with "special assessments" bankrupting you
>fines you for changing out your curtains or leaving your car parked out on the driveway for too long (if you even have a driveway) or leaving your garage door open (if you even have a garage)
>makes you responsible for the lawn maintenance and then bitches at you for the grass being a half inch too tall

>>53882345
funny you should say that I've been browsing this board several times a week since 2015 and never bought crypto

I will never ever be able to find such a woman in the entirety of the United States of America

"I want to save and invest as quickly and aggressively up front so I can escape the rat race and tell my boss to suck a fat chode" is the best way to get an American pig woman to lose interest in you immediately aside from admitting your virginity.

>give it to me straight
here it is
like this pathetic incel board's unrealistic standards towards women, its unrealistic standards towards housing will leave them without a roof over their heads
do you need a roof over your head? do you need a start on a property ladder? do you need to make your housing expense fixed rather tha variable? do you need better living conditions than a squalid 1 BR apartment? or don't you
there's your answer

by "investing" in crypto

to make rentoids seethe

>>52595870
daily reminder your family, friends, corporate overlords, and even random strangers will do everything in their power to prevent you from achieving this

turkey is terrible no matter how you slice it (heh) but food pantries provide these butterballs to everyone free so whatever, beggars can't be choosers

let's be honest as to the answer of why most people (men) don't do this

>>51729639
correct
and I choose sex tourism