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I saw Craig "Satoshi Nakamoto" Wright at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to sign with his original Bitcoin key or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen meat pies in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the pies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any SegWitterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pie and put them in a bag and started to say the price in GBP, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and demanding the option to pay with Bitcoin "Satoshi Vision" and asking if she'd read his whitepaper.

Feeling comfy, since I bought the real Bitcoin. Goodnight red-faced frens. Sorry you bought the fake version.

>>30023518

For me, it’s BSV. The best crypto coin. I even ask for the best wallet for BSV and the replies are so friendly and more than willing to help with recommendations.
One time I asked if atomic wallet was good, and they gave me three other wallets to consider. I said, “Wow, three wallets for only one coin!” and the nice friendly anon laughed and said, “I’m going to call you 3-wallet-coin!”.
Now the anons greets me with “hey it’s 3-wallet-coin!” and ALWAYS give me good fud about shitcoins. It’s such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local 4chan forum, I go there at least 3 times a week for shilling and to troll a meme, a copypasta, but with no r*ddit spacing, and 1-2 times a week for reading up on the new ERC20 tokens, and maybe once for a sexy women with a shitcoin logo photoshopped over her nipples when I’m in a rush but want a great forum that is genuine, fast, and can fulfill my daily monetary planning needs.
I even see naked anime girls on some of the tokens too, it’s educational! What a great forum.

>>29402494
holding BSV is so comfy, I'll buy more if uncle joe gives me more free money.

Bitcoin SV is the best coin. I don't even care about Tesla. All I ever wanted was the bitcoin I learned about back in 2012.

>>29199014

I don't understand why more people don't just buy one, they are only $220.

faggots who think btc is bitcoin will be destroyed

>>27225301
meme bump, because you want real bitcoin

>>26789530
Craig can sell it

MFW when critical double-spend happened on fake bitcoin BTC