/biz/ - Business & Finance

some people just want to watch the world burn


*honk honk*

Rate my long term holdings crypto portfolio.

LINK: Decentralized oracle network that allows
big industries to adopt blockchain based smart contracts

ETH: The most successful smart contract platform. Half of the crypto market exists solely thanks to Ethereum.

BTC: The original cryptocurrency with the biggest userbase and highest level of trust. Allows anyone to send large sums of money quickly and securely anywhere in the world.

XMR: Like bitcoin, but all transactions are obfuscated to provide privacy to all trasactions.

HOT: An upgraded version of blockchain technology that will allow for near infinite scalability and smart contracts.

SKY: Trying to be the decentralized internet while fixing the problems with Ethereum and Bitcoin. This will allow people to be their own internet service provider by building software and hardware which will make it easy for anyone to run their own node and provide an internet connection that stretches the globe.

RLC: Decentralized computation will allow smart contract platforms to scale.

BSV: Satoshi's original vision before lightning network with a larger block size to support scalability. fast cheap secure money. Headed by a man who is likely the real Satoshi Nakamoto.

DERO: A blockchain providing private smart contracts. If you want a private chain it must be a mandatory feature or the whole chain won't actually be private simply because of the way transaction obfuscation functions.

NANO: Transactions in seconds completely free across borders.

NKN: Providing a simple new internet with decentralized IP addresses. (Don't know a lot about this but it is my smallest hold)

Based

BUT I AM PAGLIACCI
*HONK*

>>12875477
checked and pie pilled!
>>12876100
Nice digit you got there!
>>12876722
dubs AND green ID? winner winner chicken dinner!
>>12874943
>>12874994
>>12875472
>>12875583
>>12875616
>>12876005
>>12876029
>>12876043
>>12876563
>>12876804
Nice ID you guy have there!

>>12856264
Bitcoiniggers

But I fucking love this honk honkerson meme.

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!

>>12803085

>>12790428

OK, /biz/ alot of weird shit is happening in my work place, first off the chef we hated left,( we suspect fired) before coming back off holiday, a week passes and no new chef in fact not even plans for a new chef, its me the assistant chef and the waitresses at this point, anyway some minor drama happens over the weekend about a hatch not being open and food was delayed by literally a second getting out of the kitchen, anyways the assistant chef has a word with the manager about this and asks when the next chef is coming and since he's done all the work in the meantime he would like a pay riseanagement not only says no but threatens to install security cameras in the kitchen to male sure were all working, after that the assistant chef leaves, and I'm essentially in charge of the kitchen with no training and I've heard that they have no plans for an additional chef even though 2 have left within a month. Additionally the chairman of the golf club came in, thanked the kitchen for the hard work and said things were going to get tougher.

What the fuck am I going to fucking do with this shit I'm a hairs breadth away from fucking quitting the only thing keeping me here is the fucking money I need for my fucking house.

>>12779591

WTF is going on I thought it was going to be some really big shit but it looks like its just some shitty friend for friend campaigin on twitter

announcement?

This place is a joke
>couple months back new chef is hired to replace the ones that are retiring
>turns out he's a massive cunt (I know, shocking right?)
Belittles staff slaps waitresses asses, sexually thrusting against boys 45 years younger than him.
>anyway he goes on holiday and never comes back, I think management weren't too pleased with all the boy fondling going on.
>assistant chef takes on the duty of head chef, does a pretty OK job, and does it well.
>management decide to get on his case for literally not opening a shutter.
>then management say he doesn't do enough and is always sitting down taking breaks.
>no payrise for taking on extra duties not even respect given, anyway he leaves without telling anyone.
>So now I'm in charge of this fucking shitty fucking kitchen with no KP no assistant chef.

ITT joke companies you wish you never fucking worked for.

You never listened to us biz. All that matters is the shilibility but this coin has shilibility AND utility.

Take the BTT pill biz and join us

>>12732961
>you're white and here is why that's a bad thing
*honk honk*

>>12732589

>>12724298
>She tells me that it is going to be a valuable lesson for me into my future.


She is a fucking liar!! She just wants the money because she is a greedy bitch!

Curb Stomp her ASAP!!

and im going to fucking make it

*HONK HONK*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3SxEOvAOEg
*squirts water in your face*
WAKEY WAKEY WAGIE

>>12714953
>>12714327
>le forced meme meme
Sometimes the world is so unbelievably fucked up that you just want to enjoy some innocent humor by clownposting on a Mongolian Underwater Basketweaving Forum. You don't understand this, which is why you assume that the meme must be forced somehow. Above all else, we really just do things for laffs on here. It's always been that way. I sincerely hope you aren't retarded enough to take all of the shit satire flung around on here 100% seriously.

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!