/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52902212
I walked through purgatory to the entrance of Hell guarded by a giant with teeth like the Jeepers Creepers masks and a giant black scepter. He had no eyes, but I could feel it the second he perceived me. He didnt move, but I could feel like his energy was like "what are you doing here dude, scram" the same way you would a stray puppy. Then he moved his huge sceptre and a doorway of pure darkness opened up. I walked through it and whatever it was on the other side made me open my eyes back on earth, and it was like my body called my soul to come back because it all went black and I felt myself lower back into my body. If you ever buy Chainlink, see how long you can stand the journey with your EYES CLOSED.

>>52817976
Stare into my eyes and hear my words linkies

Let's get one thing straight. You WILL stake those link bags. You WILL be happy with a 4% commission. That much I can tell you. A guard will come by your pod three times a day to administer the mood detection test. Should it read "insufficiently staked," there will be an appropriate response. So, let me say it real clear. You're going to lock up your tokens for a while. You're going to share your profits with the state. Yes, it will mostly dump, and you're going to love it.