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A beginning is a very delicate time
Know then, that is is the year 10191
The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Trump the Fourth, my father and lover
In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is gold
The gold extends life. The gold expands consciousness. The gold is vital to space travel
The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the gold has mutated over 4000 years, use the yellow gold gas, which gives them the ability to fold space
That is, travel to any part of the universe without moving
Oh, yes
I forgot to tell you
The gold exists mostly on one planet in the entire universe
A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts but also some lakes
Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the 'pmg fags,' who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, not a jew, who would lead them to true freedom
The planet is Earth, also known as Go'ah-lood.