/biz/ - Business & Finance

how?

>>16868798
Talk to them about crypto. The nerdier, the better. Also name drop vitalik, roger verr, satoshi, like they’re your best friends. Don’t forget to spend a lot of money on them, esp gifts and restaurants and just throwing money at them to show your manhood. In no time, you will have women swooning you.

Protip: wear pirate clothes and eyepatch and speak like pirate. Makes women lactate immediately.

>>16820929
>she doesn’t stop crying
>he stands up and prepares to unzip his pants
>she immediately stops, “anonkun, i-i-i...”
>but it’s too late. Gozirra is awake.
>she stifles a scream
>gozirra unleashed a earth shaking roar and snakes over to her
>all 4 hydra bbc heads
>a bbc head wraps around her and lifts her into the air
>she screams
>but immediately a bbc stuffs her mouth. Her eyes float to the back of her head as endorphins rush all through her body cuznof the taste of sweet delicious gozorra
>another head snakes under her dress slowly

To be cont..

>>16821221
It’s easy bruh. Just learn some gartley patterns, look left for support/resistance, and see structure. I only make a few trades a year because I wait for perfect set ups but with max leverage I make about 3 mill/yr

>>16790570
Forex is so easy. Just learn a few basic patterns, and when the oscillators go bullish or bearish trade accordingly. I made enough money in usdgbp for the entire year cuz it was so obvious if you know what to look for.