/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56253757
do i short this shit or what ?

>>55080744
>S&P: 7% per year on average
>Me, a retard teaching myself options: 11% in two months
Also enjoy DCA'ing into the market crash in about two months.

thanks for the clean exit on a 50 lot of 0 dte 417 puts. I really only wanted $10 on 1 contract but the insurance adjuster showed up right at the moment i was supposed to fight over my exit fill. pleasure doin /biz/ with you fellas

>>54868220
Your hypothesis is down 30% on the year and would be further down if I had liquidated all of my 2020 long positions. Feel free to try and blow out my call spreads by buying some BA, BUD, IBM, MMM, and UAL if you like. The hedgies will appreciate the liquidity.

>>54868206
Your hypothesis is down 30% on the year and would be further down if I had liquidated all of my 2020 long positions. Feel free to try and blow out my call spreads by buying some BA, BUD, IBM, MMM, and UAL if you like. The hedgies will appreciate the liquidity.

>>54565747
You're fomoing as it's dumping?

Son of a bitch.

How has it not crashed more than that by now? Bobos, we're eating soon. We need a 1928 style dip

I'm finally on team Bobo and completely supportive of Jerome Powell crashing the world economy. I realized that people are so miserable to deal with nowadays because they've had access to easy money for way too long. Take for example predatory home builders that will purposely build your house with major mistakes so that you'll cancel the contract and they can then sell the house themselves for more money. Or landlords mercilessly raising rent to take advantage of housing shortages. Greed has made everyone an asshole and it needs to stop. Powell needs to crash the world economy. It's the only way people will become humble again.

>rates will go higher for longer
>POWELL SAID HE'S GOING TO PIVOT NEW ATH IMMINENT
>rates will go higher for longer
>GOTTA FRONT RUN THE PIVOT BRO THE FED IS PANICKING
>rates will go higher for longer
>DUDE READ BETWEEN THE LINES THE FED IS ULTRA DOVISH
>rates will go higher for longer
>DEPRESSION IS BULLISH FOR STOCKS TIME TO GO ALL IN ON AMC

>>52714328
>Mumu is a normal guy trying to make the world better.
Mumu is a psychopath that wants you to throw your money away on meme stocks and emotional trading. Never trust mumu.
>bro Powell was just joking when he said higher for longer definitely go all in on AMC
>nows the time to go all in bro we're hitting S&P 6000 by spring.

Bobo on the other hand just wants to you warn you about the coming financial turmoil so you can prepare accordingly. Bobo has always been the good guy.

>>52678688
> im sick of those smug bobo shits
Bobos are benevolent beings that only want to warn fellow anons of impending financial turmoil. Look beyond the smug demeanor and you'll see a bear that only wants to protect your life savings from the grip of diabolical market participants. Mumus on the other hand are psychopaths that want the Fed to unleash parabolic inflation so that their meme company stocks go up. Bobos are the good guys.

>>52428059
Check the chart stupid and ZOOM out

...You are not seriously gonna fomo to this scam pump propped by zxhang? are you ?

>>51299799

>>50963777
checking

>>50682105
when did it start to indicate it was over?

>>50292850
Y-yes?

>>50137593
Question is, and in particular for my short position(s): will BTC fall to ~$10k with a series of red dildos, resulting in picrel, or will it be a gradual plunge like a ghost airliner into the sea, a la MH370

>>50100644
Checked.
>Voyagers
I truly believe those susceptible to cults are all enamored by The Leader and The Tech. There's no other explanation. I cannot fucking fathom it with my almonds, and they hurt when I even try.

>>50050221
Are we on the same timeline?
Who are you, false-Bobo?

Only a full retard would get a large fry and medium soda

below 10k?