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>>9306240
he cute

>be june 2
>erc20 token is frozen and block.one reminds everyone it will be 30 days before the cart-, before the delegates are ready
>token holds furious because no one ever told them the launch would take a month
>all exchanges disable EOS markets, deposits, and withdrawals due to uncertainty with mainnet being launched.
>responding to the demand, HitBTC opens a "EOS (Pre-Launch)" market
>western buyers fomo the pre-launch token to $50 the first day
>clever chinks dump the pre-launch market down to $0 since they knew the stupid americans would fomo
>all the normies that were brought in by the red pill EOS shills on biz think the pre-launch market is the real EOS price, so they destroy their private keys in a coordinated twitter protest.
>EOS is now dead because the normies think the token price is $0
>having just paid $100mm for 2/3 of the EOS delegate seats, OkEx sues dan lamer, who couldn't be reached but was seen having an intense conversation with a little girl.